# If you have a question, I will try to answer it. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071 "2003-04-30T03:24:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/41 "2003-05-01T02:29:18Z")
Did you ever have to make up your mind? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/42 "2003-05-01T02:30:48Z")
Who is John Galt? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/43 "2003-05-01T02:38:34Z")
Another thing, did anyone see [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=175969) thread? For some reason **Kid** ’s is going over slightly better. I’m baffled as to why. ---
**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/44 "2003-05-01T02:44:32Z")
I think Czarcasm has grounded him . . . ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_Czarcasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kid\_Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/45 "2003-05-01T03:22:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mooney252 \* > \*\*I think Czarcasm has grounded him . . . \*\* Nope, I just had to go to bed.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_Czarcasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kid\_Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/46 "2003-05-01T03:24:09Z")
For today, I had some shows to watch. ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_Czarcasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kid\_Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/47 "2003-05-01T03:38:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Green Bean \* > \*\*What is the meaning of life? > > Where is the world is Carmen Sandiego? > > What would you do for a Klondike bar? \*\* 1. I don’t know 2. I don’t know 3. Just about anything > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by badmana \* > \*\*What sound does yellow make? \*\* I wouldn’t know > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steve Wright \* > \*\*Who dragged whom how many times at the wheels of what around the walls of where? \*\* ??? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \* > \*\*Has your dad found your porn stash yet ? \*\* I don’t have one. I am only 14. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\*Would you mind doing the dishes, feeding the dog and taking out the trash while I’m at Chi-Dope? 😃 \*\* You can do it yourself. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DeVena \* > \*\*The Muffin Man! > > Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? \*\* No > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mooka \* > \*\*I think you’ve scared him off, guys. \*\* No, I had to get off the internet > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IDemandBeer \* > \*\*Do one-legged ducks swim around in circles? > > –IDB \*\* Yes > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\*Has this milk gone bad? \*\* Yes > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pravnik \* > \*\*Does this post make me look fat? \*\* No 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/48 "2003-05-01T03:40:34Z")
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop? ---
**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/49 "2003-05-01T03:43:07Z")
How much ground could a grounhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground? ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/50 "2003-05-01T04:57:06Z")
Have you finally realized just how goofy we can be? More importantly, though, can I borrow five bucks? ---
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/51 "2003-05-01T06:35:28Z")
How many fingers am I holding up? ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/52 "2003-05-01T11:58:42Z")
Notice he’s just giving the Standard Teenage Answers™? I don’t know. Do it yourself. Sounds just like my kid. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/53 "2003-05-01T12:07:18Z")
Guys, I think we’re being a bit too mean. Anyway, who’s the female pornstar on my wallpaper? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_Czarcasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kid\_Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/54 "2003-05-01T19:41:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Second Star to the Right \* > \*\*How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop? \*\* I have not checked yet. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jeanster \* > \*\*How much ground could a grounhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground? \*\* A lot > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brianjedi \* > \*\*Have you finally realized just how goofy we can be? > > More importantly, though, can I borrow five bucks? \*\* No > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IcicleFuzz \* > \*\*How many fingers am I holding up? \*\* None > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \* > \*\*Guys, I think we’re being a bit too mean. > > Anyway, who’s the female pornstar on my wallpaper? 😃 \*\* I don’t want to know ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/55 "2003-05-01T19:47:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \* > \*\*Guys, I think we’re being a bit too mean. > > \*\* Nah, he didn’t even try to answer my questions. Kids got no respect these days, I tells ya. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/56 "2003-05-01T19:48:42Z")
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/57 "2003-05-02T11:41:11Z")
He didn’t answer mine either. Irresponsible little brat. Man, whatever happened to respecting your elders? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/58 "2003-05-02T12:42:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by welby \* > \*\*He didn’t answer mine either. Irresponsible little brat. > > Man, whatever happened to respecting your elders? \*\* It’s the fear that they lack, really, that does it. Obviously his father didn’t beat him often enough. - Speak roughly to your little boy, And beat him when he sneezes: He only does it to annoy, Because he knows it teases. Wow! wow! wow! I speak severely to my boy, I beat him when he sneezes; For he can thoroughly enjoy The pepper when he pleases! Wow! wow! wow! \*- Lewis Carroll ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/59 "2003-05-02T13:36:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \* > \*\*Guys, I think we’re being a bit too mean. > > Anyway, who’s the female pornstar on my wallpaper? 😃 \*\* Well, since you couldn’t answer the question I’ll let you off the hook this time. It’s \* Devon \* 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071.md?page=2)