# If you haven't, get on the Master List! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431 "2000-04-04T13:39:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/1 "2000-04-04T13:39:00Z")
If you haven’t already, get yourself put on the SDMB [Master List](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000394-8.html) in ATMB. Sign up! Free prizes! Be abused by all your friends! Yadda yadda yadda… Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/2 "2000-04-04T18:07:00Z")
Isn’t the teeming millions list good enough? [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/profiles/](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/profiles/) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/3 "2000-04-04T18:16:00Z")
Haven’t had the chance to ask OpalCat about this, but I don’t see anywhere to add one’s name and profile to the Teeming Millions list. And no one seems to have been added since '99. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/4 "2000-04-04T18:41:00Z")
I’m reasonably sure that there will be no additions to Opal’s TeemingMillions page unless someone wants to volunteer to do the adding, themselves. Opal’s webmistress duties have developed into full-time work and she has expended about as much energy as she can afford on the TMHP. After almost three years, that is one hobby that she is letting go. (I believe that she has a notice to that effect on either the TMHP home page or the Teeming Millions page behind it.) * * * Tom~ ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/5 "2000-04-04T21:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by curious george: > Isn’t the teeming millions list good enough? Opal stated [HERE](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005292.html) that the TMHP was finished, and there are new folks who sign up **here** every day. So I have to say that no, the Teeming Millions List isn’t good enough any longer. We “newbies” can be among the devotees of Cecil, even if we can’t be among the Teeming Millions. As Opal said, new stuff may be added, but don’t count on it. That aside, I think the TMHP is a masterpiece, and Opal should be admired and adored for all of the work she has put into it! It’s been said, but Opal, you rrrRock!! * * * I will not be used!! Oh, wait, I’m an appliance. Never mind… (sig from the endlessly creative mind of WallyM7) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/6 "2000-04-05T13:27:00Z")
BUMP ---
**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/7 "2000-04-25T20:07:00Z")
I’m confused…explain this. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/8 "2000-04-25T20:09:00Z")
But that thread is locked… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/9 "2000-04-25T20:13:00Z")
Never heard of any “Master List,” but I note that a) it’s closed, and, b) I’m not on it, either as Eve or as Flora McFlimsey. Beatle is cordially invited to bite me. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/10 "2000-04-25T20:29:00Z")
Silly children - the thread got too big, so they closed it and opened a part two. If you’d look in ATMB, you’d see it, but since you don’t seem capable, here’s the link: [Master List redux](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000980.html) Go, sign up, be counted. It’s the SDMB 2000 census. Esprix * * * Evidently, I rock. [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/11 "2000-04-25T20:32:00Z")
You know, Esprix, I’m on there and I _still_ haven’t received my free prize. Do you need my address? I can email it to you if you do! That must be what the problem is. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/12 "2000-04-26T13:27:00Z")
Uh, suuuuure, **C3** , just send me your address and you’ll get a “prize.” {muhahahahahahahahahaha!} {ahem} Never mind. 😉 Esprix * * * Evidently, I rock. [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/13 "2000-04-26T14:05:00Z")
Why? What is this list obsession? Oh, and if you rock, Esprix, just shove a folded up piece of cardboard under one leg, that’ll probably help stabalize you. * * * All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/14 "2000-04-26T19:21:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Yankee Blue** : > > Why? What is this list obsession? Shits and giggles? I dunno, something to do. It’s not mandatory. > [@](#): > > Oh, and if you rock, Esprix, just shove a folded up piece of cardboard under one leg, that’ll probably help stabalize you. {budda-CHING!} Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week… :rolleyes: Esprix * * * Evidently, I rock. [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/15 "2000-04-27T00:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Beatle is cordially invited to bite me. On the neck? Eve, my dear, I am not adding names to the list, I’m just periodically compiling the names of those who add themselves to the list, as you have done. Good to see you there! Regards ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-havent-get-on-the-master-list/16431/16 "2000-04-27T11:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Beatle is cordially invited to bite me. On the neck? Flirt! Eve, my dear, I am not adding names to the list, I’m just periodically compiling the names of those who add themselves to the list, as you have done. Good to see you there! Regards