# If you hear someone say the term "bone broth," please feel free to kick them in the crotch

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 29, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183 "2015-01-29T01:59:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/41 "2015-01-30T02:16:43Z")

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I’ll be impressed when they crack the simmered bones and suck out the marrow.  
But will it make a difference if the animal ate grass or grain?

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**Author:** ![Jake\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Jake\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake_Jones)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/42 "2015-01-30T03:10:14Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Sounds like the title of a Tom Waits album.

[Bone Machine](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_Machine)

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**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/43 "2015-01-30T04:03:02Z")

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> [@Becky2844](#):
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> I’ll be impressed when they crack the simmered bones and suck out the marrow.

Well, [there’s](http://paleoleap.com/roasted-bone-marrow/) [this](http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/grilled-marrow-bones-with-rosemary-lemon-bruschetta), which I’ve always kinda wanted to try, actually. Said to have a rich buttery texture and delightful flavor. Usually served with a special tiny spoon for reaching down into the bone.

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**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/44 "2015-01-30T05:04:46Z")

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I’ve not heard this phrase before this thread… so spread 'em and brace yourself.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/45 "2015-01-30T09:03:17Z")

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So someone comes in, explains how they are different, and it doesn’t matter. Fighting ignorance, it’s taking longer than we thought–because the soldiers are embracing it themselves.

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/46 "2015-01-30T09:19:05Z")

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> [@FaerieBeth](#):
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> Agreed, and in return, can we address an issue with people who talk about making “Deep Dish Baked French Toast”?
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> I would like to staple a recipe for bread pudding to their forehead. 😛

I think you might mean Bread and Butter Pudding rather than Bread Pudding. A British Bread Pudding is quite a dense and stodgy cake, whereas Bread and Butter Pudding is lighter and typically served hot with cream or custard (or Creme Anglaise if you want to be all Frenchie)  
The recipe isn’t dissimilar to this:

> [@Chefguy](#):
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> There’s this NYT recipe that sounds great, but I haven’t tried yet:
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> Creme Brulee French Toast  
> …

Here’s an example:

> **[Easy bread and butter pudding recipe](https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/breadandbutterpuddin_88983)**
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> Nigella's easy bread and butter pudding is as easy as mixing the custard in a jug and pouring over buttered bread triangles.

Of course, Creme Brulee French Toast is superior, because all British food is rubbish 😉

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**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/47 "2015-01-30T09:24:44Z")

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For the sake of completeness: Bread pudding:

> **[Bread pudding](https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/bread-pudding-0)**
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> This simple bake is lovely with a cuppa. Or have it for dessert instead, with custard or ice cream

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/48 "2015-01-30T13:25:42Z")

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I have to admit that I’d never heard of “bone broth” being a cancer remedy.

But yup, a search turns up [the loons](http://seasonjohnson.blogspot.com/2014/03/bone-broth-as-alternative-therapy-for.html) - although there seems to be more about it online as an all-purpose intestinal remedy, including novel physiological theories like this:

_“The gelatinous properties naturally occurring from the joints and connective tissues in the bones, are drawn out into the broth during the cooking process. These nutrients patch up the holes in our mucousal lining.”_

If only they could seal the massive brain gaps.

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**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/49 "2015-01-30T13:53:29Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> I have to admit that I’d never heard of “bone broth” being a cancer remedy.
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> But yup, a search turns up [the loons](http://seasonjohnson.blogspot.com/2014/03/bone-broth-as-alternative-therapy-for.html) - although there seems to be more about it online as an all-purpose intestinal remedy, including novel physiological theories like this:
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> _“The gelatinous properties naturally occurring from the joints and connective tissues in the bones, are drawn out into the broth during the cooking process. These nutrients patch up the holes in our mucousal lining.”_
> 
> If only they could seal the massive brain gaps.

it’s as if these people don’t know where gelatin comes from.

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**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/50 "2015-01-30T14:06:58Z")

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> [@RobDog](#):
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> I think you might mean Bread and Butter Pudding rather than Bread Pudding.

Bread pudding is a US dessert that is very similar to the french toast casserole recipes people have posted in this thread. Neither are served with any kind of custard.

It looks like our version of bread pudding is slightly different than yours.

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**Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-hear-someone-say-the-term-bone-broth-please-feel-free-to-kick-them-in-the-crotch/711183/51 "2015-01-30T18:21:23Z")

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I made it this long without hearing about this stupid term and now you have to ruin it for me.

Yes, it’s stupid.

I’m not really up for kicking people in the crotch though. Maybe in a metaphorical sense.

Also… this is basically what I’ve always done. For me, making stock is an overnight kind of thing. Start it after dinner using the bones from the turkey, rib roast, what-have-you, and put it on low heat all night. That gives at least 12 hours on the heat and it is really good that way. But it’s still just **stock**.

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