# If You Kicked a Member of the Undead in the 'Nads, Would It Hurt?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 30, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-kicked-a-member-of-the-undead-in-the-nads-would-it-hurt/354826 "2006-04-30T08:09:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-kicked-a-member-of-the-undead-in-the-nads-would-it-hurt/354826/41 "2006-05-05T03:18:35Z")

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**Terrifel** , I must inform you that it is your fault I just had to scrape gum off the bezel of my monitor.

Nice one. 😃

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-kicked-a-member-of-the-undead-in-the-nads-would-it-hurt/354826/42 "2006-05-05T07:59:31Z")

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[QUOTE=MelCthefirst]  
Oh you guys…what is this American obsession with being kicked or hit in the balls? Does it have some historical/cultural basis? This is like the SDMB version of America’s funniest home videos.  
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You never saw the classic George C. Scott film titled _Man Hit By Football_ I take it?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-kicked-a-member-of-the-undead-in-the-nads-would-it-hurt/354826/43 "2006-05-05T14:11:30Z")

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Well, just ask [Elijah Snow](http://home.earthlink.net/~rkkman/frames/summaries/S13.htm). He’ll tell you.

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