# IF you know what I mean... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674 "2001-04-28T21:21:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/1 "2001-04-28T21:21:50Z")
The **SDMB Euphamistic Flirting Society** hereby begins see that guy over there? That one? I’d like to bake him a cake with low fat frosting…if you know what I mean. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/2 "2001-04-28T21:28:46Z")
I’d like to mark off the days on her calander, if you know what I mean. At this point I make lewd hip thrusting movements, and exagerrated winks, in each and every cardinal direction. others I’d sure like to drywall his apartment, if you know what I mean. I’d sure like to munch her pringles, if you know what I mean. I’d sure like to jump up and down on him ecstaticly, screaming TAKE ME BIG MOMMA, if you know what I mean. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/3 "2001-04-28T21:29:56Z")
I can think of one milkmaid here whose butter I’d like to churn. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/4 "2001-04-28T21:30:00Z")
Well…he’s okay, but… I wouldn’t kick that one over there, no the dark haired one, out of my bed for eating crackers. ::Nudge, nudge, wink, wink:: …know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/5 "2001-04-28T21:33:23Z")
He can stuff my turkey anytime… if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/6 "2001-04-28T21:45:36Z")
To the frisky SD babes (you know who you are dammit, don’t make me name names)…I’d love to - do the horizontal hokey pokey - do some skin golfing - commence with Ye Olde Rumpy Pumpy …if ya know what I mean ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/7 "2001-04-28T22:12:27Z")
I’d sure like to use my 600th post here, if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/8 "2001-04-28T22:19:04Z")
I’d sure like to credit **oldscratch** for giving me that last line I used, if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/9 "2001-04-28T22:25:23Z")
I’d like to replace the wax ring in his toilet, if you know what I mean. I’d like to clean her pet pussy’s litter box, if you know what I mean. I’d like to flush his radiator, if you know what I mean. I’d like to route her packets to the proper server, if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/10 "2001-04-28T22:33:55Z")
I’d like to tighten her screws, IYKWIM. I’d like to vacuum her carpet, IYKWIM. I’d like to Windex her windows, IYKWIM. Damn, I sure am good around the house. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/11 "2001-04-28T23:14:10Z")
I’d sure like to tighten his lugnuts, IYKWIM. I’d love to see how HIS pistons pump, IYKWIM. I’m sure he could show me how to drive stick, IYKWIM. Nice tranny on that one, IYKWIM. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/12 "2001-04-28T23:26:00Z")
I’d like him to make a slap shot into my goal, IF you know what I mean. I’d like to see his backfield in motion, if you know what I mean. I’d like to place it between his uprights, if you know what I mean. (I’m watching ESPN…can you tell?) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/13 "2001-04-28T23:44:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > I’d like him to make a slap shot into my goal, IF you know what I mean. I think I actually used this line a couple times this season. That Doug Weight…I’d like to defragment his harddrive…if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/14 "2001-04-28T23:49:40Z")
I’d like to Mickey _her_ mouse! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/15 "2001-04-28T23:53:43Z")
I’d like to show him MY victory lane, IYKWIM. I’d like to sling HIS guns, IYKWIM. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/16 "2001-04-29T00:13:15Z")
I’d call him milk…beacuse he’d do my body good. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/17 "2001-04-29T00:38:34Z")
If I were International Space Station Alpha, she could be my mission specialist, if you know what I mean. I’d like re-line her brakes and turn her rotors, if you know what I mean. I want to shoot my foosball past her goalie-on-a-metal-rod, if you know what I mean and I think you do. I would enjoy sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/18 "2001-04-29T00:51:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > \*\*I would enjoy sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean. \*\* I’m sorry. You’ll have to explain this one. I still don’t get it. [sub]At least not often.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/19 "2001-04-29T01:05:04Z")
I’d like to Ramm her Stein…IYKWIM I’d like to make some spaetzele with her…IYKWIM I’d love to hold on to those pigtails and…hmmm there’s really nothing I can do with this one…😉 [sub] any resemblance to or inference as to particular female Dopers who like Rammstein and Germans in general is purely coincidental[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674/20 "2001-04-29T01:05:51Z")
I can’t believe no one’s done this. I’d sure like to eradicate his ignorance, if you know what I mean. and I’d sure like to moderate his forum, if you know what I mean. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-know-what-i-mean/63674.md?page=2)