Finus Maximus
I think that Anoia could very well branch out from Discworld and make a claim!
After all, it’s also about thinks stuck (in drawers) at least…
Of course, according to this Facebook Post:
Anoia, Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers, might have been a creation of Terry Pratchett, but the ancient Romans did have a goddess of hinges. Her name was Cardea, and according to Ovid, “she opens things that have been closed, and closes things that have been opened”.
So we have an actual Roman Goddess who might make the cut!
As a former Catholic, I offer Christopherus, of course.
Trafficus.
Herodotus links him somewhat dubiously to the Egyptians, claiming it was originally Semap-Horus…
Vialetta
Clever!
Dang, I was going to use that.
OK, how about Detourus.
Dangit, I like all of these for different reasons.
Opus-Domi.
Work at Home?
Clusterfucius.
Jamus. The 3 faced god (red, yellow, and green) of traffic.
That’s the god of the first roundabout in the county.
Tailbachus
Honkus Vroomus
Appium imperium
Pandemonium
That’s what you get when the streets are widened to accommodate future development, and then the development doesn’t happen. Donuts and sideshows ensue. Not to mention general speeding and missing turns.
What ever name you settle on, it is clear that that god’s sibling would be Administratium.