# If you make gummies in the shape of an arrow, they're going to end up looking like a phallus

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 15, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-make-gummies-in-the-shape-of-an-arrow-theyre-going-to-end-up-looking-like-a-phallus/971622 "2022-09-15T14:17:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-make-gummies-in-the-shape-of-an-arrow-theyre-going-to-end-up-looking-like-a-phallus/971622/21 "2022-09-16T12:59:09Z")

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No one is going to want to buy tiny, limp gummies that look like… you know…

Now a HARD candy in that shape might have a market. If it were bigger.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-make-gummies-in-the-shape-of-an-arrow-theyre-going-to-end-up-looking-like-a-phallus/971622/22 "2022-09-17T21:09:41Z")

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Maybe the tiny, limp gummies get bigger after you put them in your mo…

Nevermind.

~VOW

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2022, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-make-gummies-in-the-shape-of-an-arrow-theyre-going-to-end-up-looking-like-a-phallus/971622/23 "2022-09-17T21:53:54Z")

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🤣 You’re bad.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-make-gummies-in-the-shape-of-an-arrow-theyre-going-to-end-up-looking-like-a-phallus/971622/24 "2022-09-18T12:05:26Z")

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More probably they get limp & soft & shrink. Which for this rather ~~geriatric~~ mature crowd of posters may be an all too familiar outcome. 😉

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