# If you start an AI thread and nobody posts, does it make a sound? American Idol 4/11 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 11, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246 "2006-04-11T17:00:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/41 "2006-04-12T00:17:50Z")
[QUOTE=KarlGrenze] Who is Brian May? [/QUOTE] Guitarist for Queen. The guy who said, “I can’t do that to my own song, sorry.” ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/42 "2006-04-12T00:18:43Z")
OK, what’s with Kellie and the Bonnie Tyler getup? And is she sick or something? Because she’s looking to’ up tonight. This particularly lighting effect looks very “Queen of the Damned.” ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/43 "2006-04-12T00:19:07Z")
Mamaaaa…just kilt a mayun…put a gun against his hayud, pulled the trigger now he’s dayud… This sucks horribly. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/44 "2006-04-12T00:19:09Z")
Kellie’s got heroine chic going. And she got the words wrong. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/45 "2006-04-12T00:19:19Z")
Since when is “Bohemian Rhapsody” the most popular song ever? Kellie can not pull off rocker bad girl. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/46 "2006-04-12T00:19:19Z")
Huh, must have missed that… was he talking about Ace’s performance? Kelly looks psycho today… and older… But she’s doing good… Did she just humped the air? ---
**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/47 "2006-04-12T00:19:46Z")
Wow… Pickler rocked out! Very nice! ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/48 "2006-04-12T00:20:29Z")
[QUOTE=KarlGrenze] Who is Brian May? [/QUOTE] The tall dark- haired Queen guy. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/49 "2006-04-12T00:20:31Z")
I thought Bucky did great! Loved it! Ace… oh Ace. Really, realy bad song choice. I hate to say it, but this may be the end of the line for my eye candy. Kellie did better than I was expecting. As much as I hate to say THIS, too… she was not bad. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/50 "2006-04-12T00:20:46Z")
_Freddie is going to come back from the dead and kick Kellie’s ass._ And Randy? A “fly jacket” does not an acceptable performance make. This song takes balls, and _Kellie ain’t got 'em._ ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/51 "2006-04-12T00:21:13Z")
She doesn’t know what paper is now? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/52 "2006-04-12T00:21:42Z")
I like how Ace totally ignored Ryan’s question about the awkwardness and just said, “I think I did well tonight.” My wife and I like Pickler, but I can’t believe she picked Bohemian Rhapsody. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/53 "2006-04-12T00:21:54Z")
I love that Simon just gave up on trying to explain it to her. ---
**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/54 "2006-04-12T00:22:49Z")
[QUOTE=Mahaloth] My wife and I like Pickler, but I can’t believe she picked Bohemian Rhapsody. [/QUOTE] Balsy choice! Simon was right… on paper (yes, Kellie, paper ;)) she should have bombed… but she didn’t. Not at all. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/55 "2006-04-12T00:23:39Z")
[QUOTE=KarlGrenze] Huh, must have missed that… was he talking about Ace’s performance? [/quote] It wasn’t clear. Ace wanted to change something about the arrangement but they didn’t show what. I’m sure he wanted to pussify it in some fashion. ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/56 "2006-04-12T00:23:48Z")
What?? I disagree with everyone. I thought Ace did better than he has in ages. I’d put him on par with Bucky, at least. I thought they both did a lot better than I expected. As did Kellie, much as I hate to admit it. She still looked like a Stepford Wife, programed to “rock” mode, but until the last 10 seconds of the song, where it all fell apart, she did pretty well. ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/57 "2006-04-12T00:24:07Z")
Oh for God’s sake. She doesn’t know what “on paper” means??? Idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/58 "2006-04-12T00:25:25Z")
I thought she did okay. ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/59 "2006-04-12T00:26:25Z")
[QUOTE=KarlGrenze] Vaderspal, which annoying qualities of Taylor has he been able to hide? [/QUOTE] Mainly, his whole “Joe Cocker”-woo! spaz-out tendencies. He’s really come into his own since they got to the big stage, so we’ll see if he can keep it up. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246/60 "2006-04-12T00:27:37Z")
She probably knows what "on paper"means… she didn’t get that Simon was giving her a backhanded compliment (“You suck, you should have sucked, but you didn’t.”) Chris sounds… weird… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-start-an-ai-thread-and-nobody-posts-does-it-make-a-sound-american-idol-4-11/352246.md?page=4)