# If you supported the failed coup, step in here to collect your free turnip coupon **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051 "2020-06-22T02:36:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/41 "2020-06-22T21:52:43Z")
There was a coup? Damnit, why do I never get the invitation to these things. [sulks] 🦀 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/42 "2020-06-22T21:56:20Z")
> [@susan](#): > > Yes, to make turnip pickles. I’m not familiar with turnip prison hooch, but it’s hard to imagine it’s delicious. To hell with “delicious”, does it have a kick? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/43 "2020-06-23T00:38:53Z")
Here you go: [Winemaking Recipe for Turnip Wine, How To Make Turnip Wine: Wine Making Guides](http://www.wine-making-guides.com/turnip_wine.html) . You tell me! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/44 "2020-06-23T01:21:46Z")
Excuse me! Excuse me! I’d like my turnip coupon! ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/45 "2020-06-23T03:15:44Z")
[Turnip Coupon](https://www.couponbirds.com/codes/tinyturnip.com) ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/46 "2020-06-23T11:07:26Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > I sorta supported the coup and sorta didn’t, mostly I ate popcorn while encouraging both sides towards entertaining violence. > Can I sorta get some sort of turnip too? You get a jicama ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/47 "2020-06-23T14:23:37Z")
You guys had a coup and didn’t invite me! _mega pout_ I’m going over to **Beck’s** place and sit in Ft Covid and pout. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/48 "2020-06-23T16:38:24Z")
> [@Johanna](#): > > But then I stayed out of the attempted coup, so no deal anyhow. Carry on… Nice try–rumor has it that you were an outside agitator, so there is an honorary rutabaga waiting for you. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/49 "2020-06-23T16:43:08Z")
Yum, neeps & tatties! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/50 "2020-06-23T17:41:51Z")
No turnip. But I will take a leek in public, just to show the violence inherent in the system. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/51 "2020-06-23T21:24:10Z")
Want a pea with that? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051/52 "2020-06-23T21:28:43Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > No turnip. But I will take a leek in public, just to show the violence inherent in the system. > [@susan](#): > > Want a pea with that? Brava! (My first multi-quote: will it work?) ETA: yes! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-supported-the-failed-coup-step-in-here-to-collect-your-free-turnip-coupon/911051.md?page=2)