# If you view this thread...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 9, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492 "2000-11-09T17:52:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/1 "2000-11-09T17:52:56Z")
…you _have_ to post a derogatory thought or feeling about a specific person or group.
Sorry, dickhead. Thems the rules.
I hate Teamsters. What the fuck are you still named after horse team drivers in today’s day and age? Call yourselves Truckers or Just-This-Far-Removed From Mobsters, fer Christ’s sake!
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/2 "2000-11-09T17:56:34Z")
Five of you fuckin’ bastards have already viewed and not posted.
Chicken shits.
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/3 "2000-11-09T17:56:42Z")
Um…Jennifer Love Hewitt. Get a life, grow up, and stop giggling. You made a mockery of Audrey Hepburn in that stupid biopic that you just pushed into being…give it up.
You SUCK.
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### Author:  [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/4 "2000-11-09T17:57:47Z")
I hate Chief Scott who force me to think a negative thought today! 😉
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### Author:  [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/5 "2000-11-09T17:58:44Z")
I hate people giving me orders.
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/6 "2000-11-09T17:59:19Z")
I can’t blast any group, but there IS an individual in my office who is a waste of oxygen. Annoying voice aside, he’s ignorant, shallow, self-serving, obnoxious, lazy, and he dresses himself funny. He’s divorced and childless, but he has ALL the answers to ALL child-rearing issues. He’s makes the same amount of money I do, but he’s CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!!! The two years till he retires stretch like an eternity.
How’s that, Chief??
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### Author:  [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/7 "2000-11-09T17:59:19Z")
Hey, asshole who persists in handing out chick tracts on the green- guess what? No one is interested in your witnessing. Especially when you ask the guy in a skullcap if he’s seen the light of Jesus. Fuck off and get a life.
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### Author:  [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/8 "2000-11-09T18:00:07Z")
I hate this fucking message board. Y’all sucks panda balls.
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### Author:  [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/9 "2000-11-09T18:02:07Z")
If you are bothering to read this far into the thread, than you are a total dumbass.
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### Author:  [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/10 "2000-11-09T18:02:20Z")
I hate people who own animals and are either too cheap or too uncaring to give them the care that they need when they are sick or in pain. If you can’t/won’t take care of the animal throughtout everything that happens…DON’T GET A PET! I’m tired of hearing about people who would rather euthanize a pet than spend the money to have it fixed even when the vet is willing to be lenient with payment. I know that a pet is not a spouse or child, but some people treat their cars better than their pets.
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### Author:  [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/11 "2000-11-09T18:03:38Z")
I hate Chefs.
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/12 "2000-11-09T18:04:32Z")
I hate fucking morons who can’t follow simple instructions.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/13 "2000-11-09T18:05:05Z")
Me, personally, I hate people that insist you listen to their point of view, but have no intention of listening to yours.
Unless, of course, I’m telling you something, in which case you should shut the fuck up and take notes.
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### Author:  [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/14 "2000-11-09T18:09:07Z")
Does it count if it’s only this guy Rich in my office who tells EVERYONE rather graphic stories about his dates? It’s not that I’m offended … I’m bored to tears! He is lame and boring and I feel sorry for the people who went on dates with him because I only think I can imagine more boring than hearing the stories would be being on the actual dates. He brags about how he took the date to the best restaurant in town, and then mentions some awful restaurant. He brags about buying expensive wine, and then mispronounces the name of the wine. And then he gets to the part about his attempts at seduction … Ick!
Even if he is not telling me, he will tell the person in the office next to mine these same stories very loudly, so I get to hear them anyway.
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### Author:  [@Needs2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Needs2know)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/15 "2000-11-09T18:09:14Z")
I don’t hate anyone but I strongly dislike rednecks in chamo with gun racks on the back of their trucks, Skoll tucked into their pockets, Buds in a cooler with bungee cord strapped to the bed, and bumper stickers that still sport a “Impeach Hillary” sticker.
Needs2know
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### Author:  [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/16 "2000-11-09T18:09:39Z")
G.W. Bush is an ignorant buffoon.
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### Author:  [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/17 "2000-11-09T18:16:46Z")
A sizable portion of the chuckleheads I share the road with need to stay home for a day or two to study a driver’ s ed manual. Start with chapter one - “turn signals can be fun” and end with “basic statistics - the average time you save by cutting someone off”. Then they need to report to Dr. Nick (_Hi everybody!_) to have the cell phone surgically removed from their ear. Lastly, they need to get some therapy for their penile inferiority complex so they can trade in their Canyonaro for a regular sized vehicle.
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### Author:  [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/18 "2000-11-09T18:18:33Z")
Ummm…
I wish my sister would get up off her lazy butt and get a job! 21 is too old to be leaching off the parents.
I even got her an interview where she was offered a job. She turned it down saying “I don’t want to get up at 7. I’ll get a better job.”
Clue-in: There ARE no better jobs when you have no ambition, no experience, no work ethic and no high school diploma.
There. Was that good enough?
K.
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/19 "2000-11-09T18:19:47Z")
I hate this fucking weather. Yesterday? Beautiful. Its was friggin’ 55 degrees and sunny. Today? Utter crap. There is actual crap coming out of the grayest most depressing clouds this side Serlin’s ass.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/20 "2000-11-09T18:19:47Z")
Whining, sniveling, crybabies who love to play the victim at every give opportunity (we’ve seen a few perfect examples right here at the SDMB).
Grow up, get a fuckin backbone, and find someone who actually gives a shit.
Pussies.
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