# If you view this thread... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 9, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492 "2000-11-09T17:52:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/61 "2000-11-10T01:20:29Z")
So Chief what if I want to come back and look at this clusterfuck of a thread. Do I have to post again? I’ve got better poxy things to be doing with my life than replying to every thread I read. Actually I don’t but that’s not the point. Oh and since we’re in the pit. 😃😉 ---
**Author:** ![messiah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@messiah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/messiah)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/62 "2000-11-10T01:30:15Z")
I love non-conformists ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/63 "2000-11-10T01:40:13Z")
Yeah I’m back again I just wanted to know what messiah said. As for the op. I hate people who can’t understand simple instructions. Sometimes I feel like I’m working with a group of Homer Simpsons: Yojimbo :- You got that. Homer :- Yep. Yojimbo :- What did I say? Homer :- I dunno. Yojimbo :- Do you want to play Roshambo? Fucking mouthbreathing dribbling muppets. I love my job. ---
**Author:** ![Rock-n-Rolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/22d042/32.png) [@Rock-n-Rolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock-n-Rolga)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/64 "2000-11-10T01:56:33Z")
I hate the vapid, lazy, self-absorbed twats I got stuck with in doing our final experiment in PSY 300. All three of them managed to get out of doing any work whatsoever, leaving me stuck with taking care of everything when I should have been studying for a huge exam. Which I took today and bombed. I especially hate the little cunt in my group who hung up on me when I called her to politely ask that she type a whopping three sentences for the experiment. She was asleep when I called. At two in the afternoon for fuck’s sake! Probably still sleeping off the roofies, the stupid sorority ho. I hate doing group work, period! Off to listen to Dismember and unwind… ---
**Author:** ![Winkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@Winkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winkie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/65 "2000-11-10T02:05:15Z")
I hate people who call my office looking for special treatment and think that being a complete ass to me will help their cause. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/66 "2000-11-10T02:10:47Z")
I hate my secret enemies. They keep themselves so well hidden that everyone thinks I’m insane. ---
**Author:** ![retsin2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@retsin2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/retsin2000)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/67 "2000-11-10T02:39:29Z")
I hate people that trick me into opening a thread and then demand that I insult somone. It won’t work damnit. Oh fuckit. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/68 "2000-11-10T02:44:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rachelle \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*Happy VD Chief! > > \*\* > > Chief has a venereal disease?? > > ::scractches head in confusion:: > > OH! Veteran’s Day. Whew. > > You had me worried for a second there Chief. \*\* I wouldn’t dismiss your first theory so quickly. 😛 😛 😛 😛 \<- Just for the Chief. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/69 "2000-11-10T02:54:09Z")
I hate New York sports fans. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/70 "2000-11-10T02:56:07Z")
I hate university administration and the North Carolina General Assembly. For five years they’ve been telling us $8,200 is a living wage while the cost of living in the Triangle skyrockets. They’ve already got theirs, of course. Oh, and we’re not REAL employees because we’re grad students? Hell, we teach something like 80% of the freshman classes here. The university would be SCREWED without our labor, and they act like they’re granting us some kind of privilege by ALLOWING us to teach. Fuck 'em all. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/71 "2000-11-10T03:17:07Z")
I hate doing the dishes. Oh, wait, that’s not a person or a group. Hm. Okay…I hate the idiot who invented ramp meters. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/72 "2000-11-10T03:18:23Z")
I hate Ally McBeal and her hideous hairdos and her skanky-wanky clothes. (y’know, I would have thought I would have posted something more profound, but when I read the OP, this image of AllyMcBeal instantly popped into my mind. Guess I’m shallow.) ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/73 "2000-11-10T05:29:32Z")
I hate people who double-post. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/74 "2000-11-10T05:49:21Z")
I hate people who double-post. –sublight. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/75 "2000-11-10T05:59:07Z")
The movie “Red Planet.” Saw a sneak preview tonight. Ye gods, it sucked like the cold hard vacuum of space itself. ---
**Author:** ![messiah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@messiah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/messiah)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/76 "2000-11-10T06:25:23Z")
I Hate the poster below me. Who would dare choose a UserName such as that, they should do us a favour and add chr(10)chr(13)‘Banned’ to it. Take away the clever bits and their posts become just a list of commas and fullstops. BTW they voted Nadir and have a foreskin. and they smell. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/77 "2000-11-10T06:34:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by steve17098 \* > \*\* > Well… personally I dont like Al fuckin Gore. the mother fucker is all for more gun control… dont u ppl realize that that fuckin faggot is tryin to take away our mother fuckin guns… Al Gore is so fuckin queer. \*\* You realize, of course, that if one fucks one’s mother with a gun, that _something_ needs to be taken away. Oh, yeah. Morons and homophobic illiterates suck. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/78 "2000-11-10T06:36:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by messiah \* > \*\*I Hate the poster below me. > > Who would dare choose a UserName such as that, they should do us a favour and add chr(10)chr(13)‘Banned’ to it. > > Take away the clever bits and their posts become just a list of commas and fullstops. > > BTW they voted Nadir and have a foreskin. > > \*\* Love you too, messiah. 😉 Actually, I voted for Gore, and the foreskin I own is Jack Dean Tyler’s. I’m holding it for the Jewish conspirators. Lo, for I am evil. ---
**Author:** ![matt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@matt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/79 "2000-11-10T06:48:14Z")
I hate people who put used matches back in the box. I hate people who leave toast crumbs in the butter. I hate people who leave coffee granules and mysterious brown lumps in the sugar. I hate people who turn up the heat and then leave the door open. I hate being called anal. ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/80 "2000-11-10T06:50:58Z")
Fucking telemarketers. And special just for today, Al Gore’s handlers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492.md?page=5)