# If you view this thread... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 9, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492 "2000-11-09T17:52:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/121 "2000-11-12T14:25:52Z")
I hate my stupid habit of staying up until 4:30 in the friggin’ morning. (Guess what time it is now.) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/122 "2000-11-12T14:58:44Z")
I hate that too Audrey. And, I hate that I have to go back to work tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Anake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/97f17d/32.png) [@Anake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anake)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/123 "2000-11-12T16:06:39Z")
_Originally posted by steve17098_ **Well… personally I dont like Al fuckin Gore. the mother fucker is all for more gun control… dont u ppl realize that that fuckin faggot is tryin to take away our mother fuckin guns… Al Gore is so fuckin queer.** I can’t stand die hard Conservatives who actually thinks the President has the power to ban guns forever. If you knew anything, and if you ever took a Government class in high school, you would realize that the right to bear arms (to have weapons to protect us from the tyranny of the Government, not to have a machine gun to blow away people who don’t agree with you) is in the Constitution. Congress is 50% Republican, it would be impossible to change the Constitution. Pigs will fly and be able to shapeshift before guns are illegal! Why the fuck would you want a machine gun or any high powered gun anyway? Oh, wait, because you’re lacking in reproductive organs! I also hate people who laugh and giggle after saying, “Al Gore said he INVENTED the Internet! What a moron!” If you had a brain cell in that head, he did not say he Invented the Internet. Here is what he REALLY said: **During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country’s economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.** Anywhere does it say that he INVENTED the Internet? I don’t think so! He helped create the enviroment that allows the Internet to be allowed to the public instead of with the tight circle of military programs and scientists. From, Anake ---
**Author:** ![zwaldd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a9adbd/32.png) [@zwaldd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zwaldd)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/124 "2000-11-12T16:23:05Z")
> [@](#): > > I hate the fact that I’m going to be wondering what illegal act zwaldd posted on the second page of this thread. i’d tell you, but then i’d have to [illegal act] you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/125 "2000-11-12T18:40:26Z")
Add “sweet lil’ hottie” to my aforementioned list. It’s Sunday morning. Hangovers suck. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/126 "2000-11-12T19:03:51Z")
Fuck you, **Chief**! I am a heterosexual male, but I once had carnal knowledge of a Teamster. It ain’t my fault that the tv repair shop in which she worked had to join _some_ union and the only one that would take them was the Teamsters. 😉 * * * Am I allowed to use smilies in the Pit? Sorry to be nice. ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/127 "2000-11-13T04:10:29Z")
Hey dad, we don’t need 5 veichles for you to show off in front of your poor friends. You say you’ll sell off 2 of them. bullshit. You care more about looking rich than being on the verge of bankrupcy because of your reckless spending. Oh, and _thanks a lot_ for finding out **a year later** that i have to spend an extra $2400 on the veichle that you said you’ll pay off by yourself, but shift the bill on me. whatever. More reason to move out. ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/128 "2000-11-13T04:12:25Z")
I hate the fact that I have to reply to this thread, or feel guilty. I **HATE** alarm clocks. I hate the fact that I’m sitting here trying to think of things I hate, and it’s putting me in a real _bad_ mood. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/129 "2000-11-13T05:46:18Z")
The things which bother me at the present moment (a small selection): [ul] [li]I hate the fact that I don’t really have anyone in my life right now[/li] [li]I hate the fact that I am unemployed[/li] [li]I hate the fact that getting a student loan in order to finish school will mean that I will graduate in debt[/li] [li]I hate the fact that I’m still living at home.[/li] [li]I hate the fact that my problems are really pretty small, but appear overwhelming to my young eyes.[/li][/ul] (FTR, this isn’t meant as a pity post, I just needed to get some things off of my chest) ---
**Author:** ![zenith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/130 "2000-11-13T08:41:38Z")
I hate the 70% of the voters here in Nebraska who vote to ammend our state constitution to prohibit same sex marraiges, domestic partnerships and such. Don’t those idiots realize how hard it will be to untangle the mess theyu have made? ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/131 "2000-11-13T11:00:44Z")
I hate Howard Stern. Everybody I see his face or hear his voice, I want to fucking puke all over myself. Howard, nobody cares anymore just how goddamned fixated you are on women’s boobs. Do you honestly believe this makes you different from any other man in the whole damn world? Get the fuck off the air, putz. While you’re at it, take Dr. Laura with you too. That bitch needs to be taken out to the woodshed and beaten with a willow stick or something. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/132 "2000-11-13T14:36:31Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Beelzebubba** _ > > So you feel that strongly about the gun control issue, do you? > > 😉 I hate smartasses. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/133 "2000-11-13T15:47:39Z")
After coming off of 2 hours of sleep, I can honestly say that I fucking HATE “friends” (and I use that term loosely) who get trashed at some skank bar in Naha and call me at 4 a. fucking m. because they can’t remember that Minnesota is NOT in the same goddamn time zone as Japan! Jesus H. Christ, do the fucking math BEFORE you call - YES, you woke me up, you bastard!!! 'Course I’ll talk to you - I’m already up, ain’t I? GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! :mad: _sigh_ Thanks, Chief 🙂 😃 🆒 😛 ---
**Author:** ![jmullaney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@jmullaney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmullaney)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/134 "2000-11-13T17:41:45Z")
I hate hate. I hate having to read this whole thread to see if anyone else already hates hate, so I won’t ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/135 "2000-11-13T19:12:27Z")
Zenith-- I hadn’t heard of that one. Now I hate 70% of Nebraska voters, for making things that are already illegal, um, illegal. I hate the Electoral College system. I hate the Calvinist iconoclasm of 1566 in Antwerp. Unthinking bastards. Do you realize how hard you’ve made my job? I hate most of Vasari’s life of Michaelangelo. Stop being such a pandering little wienie, you putz! You’re a crappy painter, a mediocre, derivative architect, and no one’s gonna remember you for anything except these chauvanist pseudo-facts you spew. You’ve never even met Sodoma or Sarto, you slanderous bastard. And just a couple of pages on “divers Flemings”. . . bite my ass, Giorgie. ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492/136 "2000-11-14T01:03:25Z")
Fucking assholes who kick and move the back of my seat at a movie theater. FUCK YOU! Do you not understand the art of subtlety? I don’t care if you put your feet on the back, it ain’t my fucking seat, I just don’t wanna feel it. Fucking dipshit asshole mother fuckers who bum a pen or pencil from me only to keep it for themselves. Or, what’s worse, when they assume that I’m letting them have it, and give me a weird look when I ask for it back. Fucking fast food workers who don’t greet me; they just fucking stand there and look at me with a blank stare assuming that I know they’re ready to take my order. Fuck them and their loup rap music they play over the entire fucking system. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-view-this-thread/40492.md?page=6)