If you want me to vote for your guy, don't drive like an moron.

[An_Arky]

Maybe they’re false flag operations; putting the other guy’s bumper sticker on your car, then driving in such a manner to annoy everyone around you.

[Lionne]

@aerodave

If you choose to make yourself a mobile advertisement, don’t undo your efforts by being a jackass at the same time.

This is why I don’t have an Obama sticker on my car. I don’t mind being a [del]target[/del] advertisement, and my car’s old enough that I don’t have to worry about ruining the paint or resale value.

But I don’t drive very well, and I know there ARE people out there who would see my sticker and have their perceptions reinforced.
Of course, I would like to believe that a bumper sticker wouldn’t cause anyone to affect their choice, but I live in reality.

[Acsenray]

@aerodave

I was behind two left-lane bandits who thought they were entitled to live in the passing lane

Being an Ohio native myself, I believe Ohio doesn’t have a “passing lane.” It’s just the fast lane. At least, that’s the way I was taught to drive. That’s what confused me when I started reading the regular rants regarding “driving in the passing lane” from people from other states. In Ohio, it’s perfectly legitimate to drive in the fast lane even when you’re not passing another car. Have things changed?

[aerodave]

@acsenray

In Ohio, it’s perfectly legitimate to drive in the fast lane even when you’re not passing another car.

Regardless of whether it’s legal or not, it’s still jerkish behavior. Just because you can do something doesn’t always mean you should. The fact that the majority of people (myself included) are courteous enough to get the fuck out of the faster driver’s way is evidence that it’s a matter of common decency. If you lack common decency, you’re an asshole. And unlike half of my OP, that’s not a fake argument.

[Rhythmdvl]

@aerodave

Everytime I catch a driver doing something moronic on the road, and that driver has a campaign bumper sticker, their candidate gets a point. If it’s especially dangerous behaviour (based on my sole discretion), that’s a bonus point…

Drivin’ like a moron. That’s a paddlin’

[Ethilrist]

@aerodave

Everytime I catch a driver doing something moronic on the road, and that driver has a campaign bumper sticker, their candidate gets a point. If it’s especially dangerous behaviour (based on my sole discretion), that’s a bonus point. If the driver is on a cell phone while doing it, that’s also a bonus point. Whoever has the fewest points on Nov 4th gets my vote.

So there you go…the fate of the world depends on the good behavior of Ohio drivers. Wow…when you put it that way, I think we’re fucked.

It’s only fair for you to also tally the number of non-bumper-stickered drivers who piss you off. That way, if people not having an opinion are the least-pisser-offers, you can just abstain from voting.