# If you were a boxer, what music would you make your entrance with?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 5, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424 "2009-08-05T16:15:32Z")\
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YMCA

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Since my standard response of “It’s Raining Men” has been taken, I’ll go with the (probably overused) _Carmina Burana_.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/23 "2009-08-05T17:45:12Z")

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> [@villa](#):
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> Why Can’t We be Friends? - War

This is what I came in to say. Unfortunately, I don’t have the equivalent of a football helmet inside my skull.

I think Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer” could be good for sending mixed messages to your opponent. Ditto a nice Color Me Badd selection.

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/24 "2009-08-05T17:50:53Z")

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> [@Erdosain](#):
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> This is what I came in to say. Unfortunately, I don’t have the equivalent of a football helmet inside my skull.

Why, I could hit you all day with this surgical 2 by 4.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/25 "2009-08-05T17:59:43Z")

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White Stripes - Seven Nation Army

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/26 "2009-08-05T18:37:08Z")

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The final portion of Tsiolkovsky’s **1812 Overture**.

With real cannons, of course.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/27 "2009-08-05T18:41:32Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> The final portion of Tsiolkovsky’s **1812 Overture**.
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> With real cannons, of course.

I’m hoping you meant Tchaikovsky. 🙂

1. South Carolina Governor’s School for the Arts. Me, napping in my dorm room after a grueling day of movement class and improvisation. The Greenville Symphony Orchestra, performing the 1812 Overture over by the lake. In other words, far enough away that I couldn’t hear the music, but could hear the cannonfire.

I woke up with the first boom\* and for several minutes was sure that the Russians had invaded.

- FTR, it’s noted in the score as _ffff_.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/28 "2009-08-05T18:46:50Z")

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_Fame_?

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_Thunderstruck_, by AC/DC. That’s also my contribution to the recent **Driving Music** thread.

Or maybe \*Pretty Fly For A White Guy \*by The Offspring.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/30 "2009-08-05T19:02:02Z")

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First Choice: God’s Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash for that old school flavor

Wanted: Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi

Rockstar by Nickelback

Red Right Hand by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds.

More realistically: Everyday Normal Guy by Jon Lajoie

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/31 "2009-08-05T19:25:54Z")

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“Closer” by nine inch nails

The thought being that my opponent is a homophobe and is afraid to touch me.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/32 "2009-08-05T20:02:55Z")

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“Time Has Come Today” by The Chambers Brothers.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/33 "2009-08-05T20:04:58Z")

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Ace of Spades by Motörhead.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/34 "2009-08-05T20:08:25Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Springsteen’s “I’m Going Down.”

“Sugar, We’re Going Down” by Fall Out Boy.

I’m going down, down, in an earlier round,  
but sugar we’re going down swingin.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/35 "2009-08-05T20:12:22Z")

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[The most badass entrance song ever](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnfFTVjRpLI)

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/36 "2009-08-05T20:17:08Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> [The most badass entrance song ever](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnfFTVjRpLI)

No, you need [this one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pMeINz22L4&feature=related).

Regards,  
Shodan

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> [The most badass entrance song ever](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnfFTVjRpLI)

Nah…nothing tops the Road Warriors entrance to _Iron Man_ for badassocity.

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**Author:** ![thwartme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@thwartme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thwartme)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/38 "2009-08-05T20:31:18Z")

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Just a side note…

When Tyson fought Brian Nielsen in Copenhagen, Nielsen entered the ring to “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life” from the Monty Python film “Life Of Brian”. I always thought there was something hilarious about that.

I’ve often thought about this. Classics like “I’m Gonna Knock You Out” by L.L. Cool J. are hard to beat. As a proud Canadian, I’d like to choose something by a Canadian artist, but we don’t do a lot of “I’m gonna kick your a\*\*” music.

I’ve often thought it would be really intimidating to enter in total silence, but I imagine it would be hard to get the crowd to cooperate.

Let’s go with … “Rockin’ In The Free World” by Mr. Neil Young.

thwartme

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-boxer-what-music-would-you-make-your-entrance-with/505424/39 "2009-08-05T20:34:37Z")

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_Gimme’ Three Steps_

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> [@filling\_pages](#):
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> Ace of Spades by Motörhead.

Good one. Another good Motörhead entrance song: “I’m So Bad (Baby I Don’t Care).”

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