# If You Were a Muppet...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 21, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144 "2001-01-21T18:45:30Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/41 "2001-01-22T09:08:05Z")
I’d have to be one of those purple shaggy alien dudes, transfixed by the radio
Uh-ha, uh-ha, radio, yep, yep, yep ,…
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### Author:  [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/42 "2001-01-22T10:55:49Z")
I love Fozzy.
But I am more of a Tweeny I guess…
I want to be a female Milo… he always makes a mess “by mistake” and gets the whiny one (Jake) to cry.
Wonder about my knowledge of BBC Kids?
Damn… so do I… what the hell did I do this summer!!!
dodgy
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### Author:  [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/43 "2001-01-22T11:05:28Z")
Although my nickname in school was Beaker, I think I’m now somewhere between Dr. Honeydew and Rizzo the Rat. Blissfully detatched but still sarcastic.
–sublight.
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### Author:  [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/44 "2001-01-22T11:11:39Z")
Boober Fraggle.
Complete with discoloured socks constantly hanging in my room.
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### Author:  [@Anake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anake)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/45 "2001-01-22T13:18:14Z")
I’m a cross between **Kermit** and **Oscar the Grouch**.
–Anake
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### Author:  [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/46 "2001-01-22T13:20:48Z")
Probably I’d be Fozzie Bear: love the corny jokes. If not I’d be Big Tiny Tall-Saddle, the western singer, mostly because of the cool moniker.
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### Author:  [@beakerxf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beakerxf)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/47 "2001-01-22T13:57:47Z")
Definitely Fozzie. I’ve got that whole joke telling, earnest, eager to entertain type of personality.
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/48 "2001-01-22T14:41:22Z")
I’m totally the offspring of the bastard child of Statler & Waldorf, after having mated with Fozzy & Gonzo’s love child.
(Muppets don’t really go much by gender, do they?)
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### Author:  [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/49 "2001-01-22T16:33:39Z")
Gonzo is defintely male, since he’s head over heels for Miss Piggy and Camilla.
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### Author:  [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/50 "2001-01-22T16:57:30Z")
I am certainly the legendary **Zoot Simms** , Tenor Saxophone player and consumate cool of **Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem**.
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### Author:  [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-muppet/51144/51 "2001-01-22T17:16:52Z")
I want to be the cat that was always hanging out on the bannister, backstage at the theatre. Probably because right now, I need a nap.
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