# If you were a tree ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-tree/96990>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 5, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-tree/96990 "2001-12-05T06:00:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-a-tree/96990/41 "2001-12-06T23:23:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jet Jaguar \*  
> \*\*I’d be a Maple Tree because much like a Maple, I ooze fluid when you stab me with a spigot. \*\*

This seriously had me laughing out loud! [sub]Oozing is funny![/sub]

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