# If you were an insane dictator which would you be? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 22, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447 "2003-04-22T23:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dana27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dana27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dana27)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/1 "2003-04-22T23:38:26Z")
I think my love of lesbians and chocolate chips cookies pigeon holed me as Stalin. Not too shabby as far as dictators go. Which one are you? Let me know. [http://www.allthetests.com/quiz05/dasquiztd.php3?testid=1048557540](http://www.allthetests.com/quiz05/dasquiztd.php3?testid=1048557540) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/2 "2003-04-22T23:50:53Z")
"You are Adolf Hitler incarnate. Shame on you, you lousy piece of shit. 36 % from 2498 test takers had this profile! " Oy. Happy ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/3 "2003-04-22T23:55:59Z")
I’m Saddam, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/4 "2003-04-22T23:57:45Z")
If you’re going to be a despot do a good job. I was Stalin too. Man of Steel, Iron Joe. I like that. ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/5 "2003-04-22T23:57:52Z")
Idi Amin. ---
**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/6 "2003-04-23T00:01:38Z")
If? What makes you think I’m not? ---
**Author:** ![Dana27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dana27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dana27)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/7 "2003-04-23T00:04:03Z")
ok how about we add if you actually are an insane dicatator then please divulge of what country. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/8 "2003-04-23T00:14:32Z")
Saddam! Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/9 "2003-04-23T00:15:30Z")
Goddamned. I’m Hitler, too. If I were Jewish, I’d platz. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/10 "2003-04-23T00:31:05Z")
Apparently I am a combination of everyone. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/11 "2003-04-23T00:34:03Z")
Saddam here. ---
**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/12 "2003-04-23T00:57:12Z")
Hitler checking in. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/13 "2003-04-23T01:12:44Z")
I’m a combination of every evil person who ever lived and a sick sick individual. Much as I suspected. (I was hoping for Caligula.) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/14 "2003-04-23T01:31:19Z")
> [@](#): > > AHHHHHHH Comrade Stalin. You bastard. Everyone in the world hates you. 27 % from 2644 test takers had this profile! Bitchin’. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/15 "2003-04-23T01:58:36Z")
I’m saddam. It was the shark tank. I swear I just think that they are cute. ---
**Author:** ![Dana27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dana27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dana27)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/16 "2003-04-23T02:20:48Z")
I think I may be Stalin reincarnated or something because I’ve tried to answer in different ways but I get Stalin everytime. ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/17 "2003-04-23T02:33:42Z")
Comrade Stalin. Kickass. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Dogface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Dogface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogface)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/18 "2003-04-23T03:45:23Z")
El Generalissimo would not bother with such petty tests. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/19 "2003-04-23T05:05:55Z")
I wanted to be Ceaucescu, but I got Hitler instead. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/20 "2003-04-23T06:49:39Z")
“You are a combo of every bad evil thing ever living. You are a sick sick person. Damn you sir/mam [sic]. Damn you.” Yup, sounds about right. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447.md?page=2)