# If you were an insane dictator which would you be? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 22, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447 "2003-04-22T23:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/21 "2003-04-23T07:40:38Z")
Bummer… Hitler. I was hoping for Kim-Jong Il, or as Letterman says it “Men Ta Li Il.” ---
**Author:** ![Pabitel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Pabitel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pabitel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/22 "2003-04-23T13:06:48Z")
This whole thing is just too modern. I want to be Caligula. But I got stuck being Stalin, how boring. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/23 "2003-04-23T13:38:28Z")
Stalin here, too. I was kinda hoping for a banana republic dictator. ---
**Author:** ![Lapin\_de\_poussiere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a4c791/32.png) [@Lapin\_de\_poussiere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lapin_de_poussiere)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/24 "2003-04-23T13:43:18Z")
Oh hell. I got Stalin, too. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/25 "2003-04-23T14:42:54Z")
I am Hitler-esque, apparently. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/26 "2003-04-23T14:56:38Z")
Hitler here as well. I can’t even figure out why. I chose the Sharks. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/27 "2003-04-23T15:24:12Z")
I’m Stalin—wonder what my Trotskyite grandfather would have thought? . . . I was kinda hoping for “Bloody Mary” Tudor . . . ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/28 "2003-04-23T16:39:05Z")
The screen flickered oddly, then said I was Bippy the Beardless. Hmmmmmmmmnnnn ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/29 "2003-04-23T16:58:01Z")
It said I was Stalin. Personally, I’d consider myself more of a Castro, but, hey, whatever works. You know, we need more female insane dictators…any volunteers? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/30 "2003-04-23T17:16:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Derleth \* > \*\*Goddamned. I’m Hitler, too. > > If I were Jewish, I’d platz. \*\* I _am_ Jewish, and it still says I’m Hitler. Let the platzing commence! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/31 "2003-04-23T18:52:35Z")
AHHHHHHH Comrade Stalin. You bastard. Everyone in the world hates you. 27 % from 3112 test takers had this profile! ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/32 "2003-04-23T19:00:51Z")
Another Hitler…and we’re up to 38% now…so we got that going for us… ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447/33 "2003-04-24T07:01:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > I’m a combination of every evil person who ever lived and a sick sick individual. > \*\* Join the club. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-an-insane-dictator-which-would-you-be/170447.md?page=1)