# If you were going to a super-hero costume party

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**Created:** [April 23, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751 "2012-04-23T22:00:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Danger\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Danger\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danger_Man)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/1 "2012-04-23T22:00:23Z")

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Who would you dress as? 😃

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/2 "2012-04-23T22:34:42Z")

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He’s not really a superhero, but he’s close enough, so I would go as [Finn](http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/img_ipK7BJ.jpg) from _Adventure Time_.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/3 "2012-04-23T22:38:16Z")

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The Hulk or the Thing. Something big.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/4 "2012-04-23T22:41:20Z")

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[Bouncing Boy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncing_Boy)

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/5 "2012-04-23T22:44:42Z")

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Last few comic book parties I went as [The Badger](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Badger_issue_25.jpg) and Green Lantern. Might have been [Usagi Yojimbo](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uKUJj9VMJpA/S3sHZUUyeII/AAAAAAAAHKM/okDged5449I/s400/usagi.bmp) once.

We used to have yearly comic book parties. My favorites were putting the Fortress of Solitude sign on the washroom, and the time [The Thing](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Thing_v2_1_coverart.jpg) got snockered and fell down and couldn’t get up. Once we made a brick wall out of cardboard, so when you entered the living room, you did it by smashing through a brick wall. Good times.

If I were going today, I’d probably go as [Lobster Johnson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lobster_Johnson.jpg). I like 'em a bit obscure.

Why? When’s the party? Want us to make suggestions based on your picture?

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/6 "2012-04-23T22:59:19Z")

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Are there any dowager super-heroines? I am \*way \*past the spandex age.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/7 "2012-04-23T23:00:40Z")

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The Badger? That’s crazy.

Anyway, I’ve always wanted to pull together an Adam West Batman. “You dastardly fiend! Luckily, I brought my own Bat-Olives to expose your phoney ‘Martian Martinis’ as the pale imitation that they are.”

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/8 "2012-04-23T23:23:42Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Are there any dowager super-heroines? I am \*way \*past the spandex age.

Wait, why is it that the super heroes all wear spandex? OK, maybe not all but most of them. What’s that all about?

Oh and Wonder Woman. That would be my costume.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/9 "2012-04-23T23:27:55Z")

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I once went to a Halloween party as [Dr. McNinja](http://drmcninja.com/newreaders.php). I probably wouldn’t do it again, as the mask made it hard to drink.

I might go as [Axe Cop](http://axecop.com/), but I’d have to shave off some of my facial hair. In fact, my beard would be a problem, I’d probably have to do as someone’s evil twin. Batman’s evil twin would be pretty badass. All the dedication and ingenuity of Batman with none of the moral hang ups. Or maybe I could grow a full beard and go as Thor.

So there’s your answer. Thor or Evil Twin Batman.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/10 "2012-04-23T23:34:02Z")

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Alright, I would go as The Black Widow, _dahhhlings_: [To the Batpoles!: The Batscholar on Episodes 89 & 90](http://tothebatpoles.blogspot.com/2011/11/batscholar-on-epsodes-89-and-90.html)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/11 "2012-04-24T00:26:50Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Alright, I would go as The Black Widow, _dahhhlings_: [To the Batpoles!: The Batscholar on Episodes 89 & 90](http://tothebatpoles.blogspot.com/2011/11/batscholar-on-epsodes-89-and-90.html)

Oh, that Black Widow. I thought you had done a 180 on the spandex issue and were going as this [Black Widow](http://marvel.com/universe/Black_Widow_(Natasha_Romanova)).

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/12 "2012-04-24T00:31:23Z")

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The Tick!

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**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/13 "2012-04-24T00:46:59Z")

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Thor. Never mind that 'm a petite brown-haired female. 8D

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/14 "2012-04-24T00:54:53Z")

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I have always wanted to go as Doctor Strange.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/15 "2012-04-24T02:31:02Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Are there any dowager super-heroines? I am \*way \*past the spandex age.

Not sure if [Madame Web](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_Web) counts as a superheroine. And if you don’t mind villains, [Destiny](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destiny_%28Irene_Adler%29) IIRC looked grandmotherly under her mask.

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**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/16 "2012-04-24T03:43:58Z")

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Even though she is not a good egg, as a super hero, but rather the opposite; I would still like to go dressed as cat woman.

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/17 "2012-04-24T04:52:30Z")

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Do the Endless count as superheroes? I was Delirium for Halloween once back in college, I’d love to do it again.

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**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/18 "2012-04-24T05:54:52Z")

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I’d hope so, because my pick would have been Dream.

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**Author:** ![Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ian_D.Bergkamp)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/19 "2012-04-24T13:26:19Z")

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The Spirit. Or maybe the [Crimson Avenger](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimson_Avenger_(Lee_Travis)).

I’d go as the Golden Age Sandman or the Shadow, but both costumes cover the mouth, so it’d be difficult to eat or drink.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-a-super-hero-costume-party/619751/20 "2012-04-24T13:27:31Z")

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Doctor Manhattan.

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