# If you were going to buy a custom title, what would it be?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-buy-a-custom-title-what-would-it-be/531030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 2, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-buy-a-custom-title-what-would-it-be/531030 "2010-03-02T20:10:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-buy-a-custom-title-what-would-it-be/531030/41 "2010-03-04T22:46:39Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> I wasn’t gonna, but now that my left arm is in a cast…

Nice one!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-buy-a-custom-title-what-would-it-be/531030/42 "2010-03-05T02:24:03Z")

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Future-proof

or

Unsaturated Pink

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-going-to-buy-a-custom-title-what-would-it-be/531030/43 "2010-03-05T03:11:40Z")

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“Mostly Harmless”

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