# If you were in a coffeeshop in amsterdam and toking on some marijuana................ **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 28, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479 "2004-06-28T02:23:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/21 "2004-06-28T15:30:56Z")
I’d have to pick Hunter S. for that adventure. With him, I know we’d do way more than just sit in a cafe. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/22 "2004-06-28T17:13:35Z")
Hunter S. Thompson, Prof. John Taylor, Bob Marley, William S. Bouroughs, all the Straight Dopers who want to come allong too. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/23 "2004-06-28T22:48:12Z")
Oscar Zeta Acosta anyone? ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/24 "2004-06-28T22:55:56Z")
Carl Sagan Dali Lama George W. Bush Jerry Falwell We’d toke up and get some of this backward silliness settled once and for all! ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/25 "2004-06-29T01:06:41Z")
Can I have Johnny Depp, please? ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/26 "2004-06-29T01:21:18Z")
**James Thurber** **Tim Burton** **Lon Chaney** **Edward Teach** (Blackbeard) **Phyllis Diller** I’d never want to get up from _that_ table!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/27 "2004-06-29T03:47:27Z")
Dave Matthews. Maybe I could stand him if I was stoned out of my mind, who knows? ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/28 "2004-06-29T09:42:02Z")
Bill Bailey Eddie Izzaard Bill Hicks Derek and Clive A.K.A - Peter Cook and Dudley Moore My girlfriends brother Ben, 'cos he’s funny as fuck Lucy Davis A.K.A - Dawn off ‘The Office’ Oh, that reminds me, Ricky Gervais from ‘The Office’ I think I would have to bring a seamstress in order to sew my split sides back together. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/29 "2004-06-29T13:48:12Z")
Been there, done that. Didn’t have any celebrities, though. I don’t think I could have held enough of a conversation at that point. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479/30 "2004-06-29T14:08:22Z")
John Lennon Harry Nilsson Jimi Hendrix Keith Moon Cheech Marin _and_ Tommy Chong Sam Kinison My brother Doug (who would have to witness this occasion!) This would be possibly the funniest experience in history. Deaths by laughing could be expected as a result of a meeting of these people and some legal cannabis! And imagine the jam back at the house! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-in-a-coffeeshop-in-amsterdam-and-toking-on-some-marijuana/252479.md?page=1)