# If you were Obama, what would you be drinking at today's "beer summit"?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** beer\
**Created:** [July 30, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-obama-what-would-you-be-drinking-at-todays-beer-summit/504770 "2009-07-30T13:16:51Z")\
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Fudd.

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> [@picker](#):
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> Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, or possible Lagunitas IPA. But for some reason I don’t picture Obama being a hops man.

> [@silenus](#):
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> Sierra Nevada Pale. Or maybe Stone IPA. At the very least Sam Adams. If the press gave me any flack about not drinking a “working-man’s beer like Budweiser,” I’d reply “Fuck that! Bud is pisswater made by fucking Belgians!” and then throw my empty bottle at the reporters head.

To add to the above- Anchor Steam or Liberty Ale.

Absolutely not just because of the name: Stone Brewery’s Arrogant Bastard. 😃

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> [@enomaj](#):
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> Crown Royal. You can use the purple bag to keep the nuclear codes in. 😃

My father taught me to keep the bottle and bag for years. He would refill it with Vat 69 for BYOB occasions. No one seemed to ever notice.

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> If I were Obama, I’d bring a 30-pack of Old Style to the sit-down.

That was my answer. If it was good enough for my grandpa to drink while sitting in the garage, it’s good enough for the president of the United States!

Come to think of it, they should all sit in the White House garage while drinking it. Or maybe in the alley.

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-obama-what-would-you-be-drinking-at-todays-beer-summit/504770/25 "2009-07-30T15:18:06Z")

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Yuengling.

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“Arrogant Bastard Ale”.

Then sit back and be amused for days as the pundits try to decide who I was calling a bastard.

(Bah! I didn’t see that **runner pat** beat me to it.)

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It would be worth Obama chosing a Mexican beer just to make Lou Dobbs pop a blood vessel.

Of course, even better would be [Senator Keg Lager](http://www.diageo.com/en-row/OurBrands/ourbrandsA-Z/BeersLagers/Senator+Keg+Lager.htm) (AKA “Obama Beer”) from Kenya. That would make birther heads pop all over the country.

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> Come to think of it, they should all sit in the White House garage while drinking it. Or maybe in the alley.

Then they’ll have to listen to the White Sox play the Yankees, and then Crowley will get all agitated because he has to be a Red Sox man. Gates might be too, but he was born in West Virginia, not too far from Pittsburgh.

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FYI, I was just checking the ownership of Sam Adam Beer, and was suprised to read in Wikipedia that with the Belgian takeover of Anheuser-Busch that the Boston Beer Company (parent of Sam Adams beer) is the largest American-owned brewery.

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Bud Light? ☹ That makes me sad; now I can’t vote for Obama in '08.

Sam Adams would be a great choice for all the reasons the OP mentioned, but if it were me, I’d go with a good Oregon beer to give some props to my home state and its excellent, excellent breweries. Truly, Oregon is a beer wonderland. I’d probably choose a Widmer Hefeweizen, since that’s the label that most people are gonna be familiar with. I do love me some Bridgeport IPA or Deschutes Black Butte Porter, though.

Then again, if I were Obama, I’d move the White House to Portland, soooo…

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Rolling Rock in pony bottles in a tub of ice. Menu would be ribs on the grill.

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A hometown brew from Chicago’s own Goose Island. Probably a 312 or Pere Jacques. If it was cold out, a Bourbon County Stout.

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> [@Gadarene](#):
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> Bud Light? ☹ That makes me sad; now I can’t vote for Obama in '08.

My issue is not so much the beer as that he actually said “teachable moment.” GAAAK!

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It’s not entirely rational of me, but Gates lost a LITTLE bit of respect for choosing Red Stripe. I shouldn’t really expect any random person to even KNOW ABOUT the Jamaica boycott, let alone expect them to honor it, but still…

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Perhaps this little selection from [Half Moon Bay](http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/2175/44789).

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> It’s not entirely rational of me, but Gates lost a LITTLE bit of respect for choosing Red Stripe. I shouldn’t really expect any random person to even KNOW ABOUT the Jamaica boycott, let alone expect them to honor it, but still…

Why is there is a Jamaica boycott?

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> [@Gadarene](#):
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> Bud Light? ☹ That makes me sad; now I can’t vote for Obama in **'08** …

Well, OK, hop in your time machine, go back and dissuade yourself, if you must.

If I had one eye on the polls, I’d happily quaff a Burning River Pale Ale from the Great Lakes Brewing Co. right here in the swing state of Ohio. Good stuff! [Great Lakes Brewing Company - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Lakes_Brewing_Company)

If I was already serving my second term, I could be easily persuaded to have a Dos Equis, Kirin, Moosehead or Heineken.

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> Why is there is a Jamaica boycott?

[http://www.boycottjamaica.org/](http://www.boycottjamaica.org/)

First I heard of it.

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How about a bottle of homebrew? “This is something I having been working on during the evenings. I keep the kit in the closet in the Lincoln bedroom…”

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> This says to me that he went of his way to pick a safely declasse brew to avoid appearing “elitist.”

What, don’t they make Schlitz anymore?

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