# If you were the Antichrist **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 4, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767 "2005-10-04T19:37:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GrahamWellington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/54ee81/32.png) [@GrahamWellington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrahamWellington)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/43 "2005-10-05T15:45:16Z")
This subject gets a lot of laughs from people that have no experiential reference to it, or have no knowledge of specific info regarding the subject, but doesn’t (get laughs) from those that do. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/44 "2005-10-05T16:15:49Z")
> [@vetbridge](#): > > I would work for world peace. Just to throw ya’ll off. Then I’d say, “Gotcha, dudes!”. You do realize that the commonly-held scenario proposes that “world peance” will be the AntiChrist’s ruse to take control, don’t ya? ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/45 "2005-10-05T16:25:27Z")
> [@GrahamWellington](#): > > This subject gets a lot of laughs from people that have no experiential reference to it, or have no knowledge of specific info regarding the subject, but doesn’t (get laughs) from those that do. You seem depressed. Remember, Cthulhu loves you. On rye. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/46 "2005-10-05T16:25:29Z")
If I were the Antichrist, I’d annex the Sudetenland. Then I’d open a chain of tattoo shops. I’d tattoo out danger. I’d tattoo out a warning. I’d tattoo out 666love between my brothers and my sisters, aaaaaall over this land. I’d promote the teaching of Intelligent Design in public schools. I’d work to outlaw abortion. Hey, I need all the unwanted children I can get! ---
**Author:** ![aamco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@aamco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aamco)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/47 "2005-10-05T19:28:46Z")
I’d get a doctorate from a degree mill, so that I could go on right-wing TV/radio and claim to be Dr. Antichrist, and then people would blindly accept my claims because I am a doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/48 "2005-10-05T19:41:48Z")
I’d probably never leave my apartment. I could watch myself wreathed in fire all day long. That would be awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/49 "2005-10-05T23:48:50Z")
> [@](#): > > If you were the Antichrist I would find the Christ, touch him, and produce an earth-shattering kaboom. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/50 "2005-10-06T00:39:03Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > I would find the Christ, touch him, and produce an earth-shattering kaboom. but only if he had his Illudim P-37 Explosive Space Modulator™ ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/51 "2005-10-06T15:20:21Z")
If I were The Antichrist[sup]tm[/sup], I would play the Word of God against peoples’ insecurities and rally them to deny health, liberty and the pursuit of happiness to those outside their concept of the mainstream. Oh wait, that’s been done… ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/52 "2005-10-06T16:14:35Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > You do realize that the commonly-held scenario proposes that “world peance” will be the AntiChrist’s ruse to take control, don’t ya? Assuming you mean “peace”. . .no, I didn’t realize that. Hmmm. So, Peter, Paul, and Mary are the Antichrist?😉 ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/53 "2005-10-06T16:47:24Z")
> [@vetbridge](#): > > So, Peter, Paul, and Mary are the Antichrist?😉 It all makes sense now!! ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/54 "2005-10-06T16:53:41Z")
> [@vetbridge](#): > > Assuming you mean “peace”. . .no, I didn’t realize that. Hmmm. So, Peter, Paul, and Mary are the Antichrist?😉 Peter, Paul, Mary, and Simon, but what do we do about Garfunkel? ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767/55 "2005-10-06T17:13:33Z")
> [@asterion](#): > > Peter, Paul, Mary, and Simon, but what do we do about Garfunkel? Have you seen his head-a-hair lately? To obvious to be the antichrist. Cite: [http://www.autogramm.com/img/garfu.jpg](http://www.autogramm.com/img/garfu.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-antichrist/324767.md?page=2)