# If you were the rich guy... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 25, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-rich-guy/14089 "2000-02-25T22:17:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-rich-guy/14089/1 "2000-02-25T22:17:00Z")
Okay… you and your multi-million dollars are going to be on a game show where the winner gets to marry you. You have to come up with a list of questions to screen applicants. They can be trivia or personal info. What would you ask? * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Clerks - Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-rich-guy/14089/2 "2000-02-25T22:22:00Z")
“What did Steve Miller mean, when he spoke of ‘The Pompatus of Love’”? If they know that, than I’m in love. ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-rich-guy/14089/3 "2000-02-25T23:01:00Z")
“Are you a crazy bitch who thinks that me kissing my wife is disrespectful?” * * * -Frankie I’m a wholesale dealin papa, but I retail on the side.-Brownie McGhee ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-rich-guy/14089/4 "2000-02-25T23:18:00Z")
“Hey, baby, what’s your sign?” “So, do you come here often?” “You know, I just bought CBS. Wanna’ see me give Dan Rather a wedgie?” ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-rich-guy/14089/5 "2000-02-25T23:25:00Z")
1. What is the cosin on 45 degrees 2. Is your waist bigger or smaller than your hips? Pause to ponder answers 3. Let’s get married. ---
**Author:** ![WillGolfForFood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/82dd89/32.png) [@WillGolfForFood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillGolfForFood)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-rich-guy/14089/6 "2000-02-26T00:23:00Z")
Hmm, do I get to ask what _her_ net worth is? After all, if this is a financial transaction… ---
**Author:** ![Flang\_Dang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e4f/32.png) [@Flang\_Dang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flang_Dang)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-rich-guy/14089/7 "2000-02-26T16:02:00Z")
“So, how long have you been a prostiute?” and of course… * * * “Did you ever wake up, Bullfrogs on your mind?” - Wm Harris ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-were-the-rich-guy/14089/8 "2000-02-26T16:40:00Z")
“We could have an awesome sexual chemistry.” Actual statement said by Rick.