# If you would have got your wish when you were FOUR, what would you be today.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 25, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516 "2002-08-25T20:16:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/82 "2002-08-29T05:11:43Z")

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I’d be either an archaeologist or a ditch-digger. I just really, really liked to dig holes back then for some reason.

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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/83 "2002-08-29T17:17:14Z")

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I wanted to be either Helen Reddy or a princess.

I knew all of the words to “I Am Woman”!

And, I would daydream all day about getting to wear pretty dresses, having long hair, and wearing crowns. Prince Charming would always be rescuing me from dragons and witches and such.

Hmmm…I was a confused child. Come to think of it, I’m still just as confused. 😃

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/84 "2002-08-29T17:49:43Z")

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I would be a writer or an astronaut. I try to write now but don’t do it professionally.

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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/85 "2002-08-30T13:11:31Z")

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A school bus driver. When I was in kindergarden, we had one driver in the morning, and a different one after school. I was convinced that busdrivers got paid for only working an hour a day. Course, they might have…but in my mind, the pay was a lot more glamourous than it really was.

I also liked the loudspeaker.

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**Author:** ![barannca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@barannca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barannca)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/86 "2002-08-30T16:05:48Z")

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Cool thread…I remember wanting to be an equestrian jumper, well the rider not the horse.

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**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/87 "2002-08-30T18:30:12Z")

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I would be able to fly. Spent every penny I had in the mall’s fountain when I was in Pre-Kindergarten asking for this one. Stupid broken wishing fountain…

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**Author:** ![ouisey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc29f/32.png) [@ouisey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouisey)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/88 "2002-08-30T20:41:13Z")

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I wanted to be a gymnast. And I followed this dream until I was 14, and unfortunately started growing until I hit my present 5’10".

Now all I do are a couple of handsprings on the lawn when I’m drunk enough.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/89 "2002-08-31T00:21:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
> \*\*Married.  
> Not knowing who I was going to marry was actually my biggest worry before I entered kindergarten. \*\*

Wow. Didn’t think anyone else would have said that. I had a marriage list and everything.

[sub]Why I thought I’d be the only “X” on this board, given how freaking long I’ve been on it, is really beyond me…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![a\_gherkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@a\_gherkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a_gherkin)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/90 "2002-08-31T01:28:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by owlstretchingtime \*  
> \*\*A GHERKIN:
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> If you’ve got two feet and a pulse there’s every prospect of Luton signing you up. \*\*

hehehehe. yeah ok, you’ve had your fun. joe kinnear is doing gret things at kenilworth road, just watch this space!!

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/91 "2002-08-31T03:19:17Z")

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I would own two doggies and a cat, have a ten year old brother… (I really thought that lump in mom’s tummy would grow up to be my OLDER brother) and I would live with Smokey the Bear. In what sort of paid capacity is unclear, Id either look after him or write his comic books, or draw them… something…

Much I beilieve to everyones relief I didnt actually want to marry him.  
I was going to marry the paperboy… because he was 10 years old.

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**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/92 "2002-08-31T17:45:06Z")

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I would be an author/illustrator, or maybe a mommy. I really wanted to be a mommy. Glad I grew out of that, or I might have 4 or 5 kids by now :-/

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/93 "2002-08-31T18:36:28Z")

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I would be a lottery winner. Actually, since I wanted to win it _then_, I’d probably be where I am now, but with a great stash of kid’s toys laying around somewhere.\*

And since I forgot if the OP said birthday wishes specifically, my dad would also still be alive (not to mention immortal). Stupid wishes not coming true… ☹

\*[sub]Actually, even back then, I think I wanted to toss the whole thing in the bank and live (read: buy toys) off the interest for all eternity.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![micknlu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@micknlu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/micknlu)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/94 "2002-08-31T18:47:27Z")

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No joke:  
A Playboy Bunny with big hooters.

I wanted to wear those cute little costumes.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/95 "2002-08-31T19:23:08Z")

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I was 4 in 1969.

I wanted to be a hippie.

Oh hey, lookie here. It worked.

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**Author:** ![Sivalensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Sivalensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sivalensis)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/96 "2002-08-31T19:40:09Z")

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I wanted six kids. The oldest would be named Elizabeth (now, I don’t have a problem with the name Elizabeth, per se, but there’s no way I’d ever name my kid that now). I don’t remember the others’ names, but I had them all named. I was going to have them with my “boyfriend” of the time, a kid in my class named Andrew. My mother was highly amused by this and has written about it in form letters to family (thankfully she doesn’t write those often).

I wanted a little brother. My neighbor down the street who was my age had just gotten a little brother and I wanted one too. We got a dog.

I don’t remember much else except that I really liked Fraggle Rock.

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/97 "2002-08-31T21:05:22Z")

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I wanted to fly airplanes.

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/98 "2002-09-01T02:20:57Z")

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The Bionic Woman

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/99 "2002-09-01T02:39:10Z")

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As my username suggests, a race car driver. My dad quit driving race cars about the time I turned 4. I used to go climb in his race car and pretend I was driving. Since I did get to drive race cars later, you could say my 4 year old dreams came true.

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**Author:** ![benz125](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@benz125](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/benz125)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-would-have-got-your-wish-when-you-were-four-what-would-you-be-today/125516/100 "2002-09-01T03:36:57Z")

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either a nun, accountant or shopkeeper. that’s right, kid - dream big. not.

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