# If your board name was a food...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 8, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131 "2010-01-08T04:44:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![gang\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gang\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gang_green)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/221 "2010-01-21T21:21:15Z")

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Uh…

A tasty treat for maggots?

Or maybe a kid’s breakfast cereal with maggot shaped pieces and green marshmallow body parts. The commercial would be animated with “baby flies” singing a catchy ditty, a’la the Freakies.

“We are the Gang Green, we are the Gang Green, and this is our Gang Green spiel. We never miss a meal, 'cause we love our ce-re-eel.”\*

\*_All rights reserved._

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**Author:** ![gang\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gang\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gang_green)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/222 "2010-01-22T13:55:59Z")

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Oh, dear. I broke the thread. :smack:

Threadkiller pursuivant strikes again. ☹

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**Author:** ![unwashed\_brain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@unwashed\_brain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unwashed_brain)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/223 "2010-01-22T15:53:14Z")

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Eww. I think you’d want to wash it at least.

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**Author:** ![Modern-caveman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9d8465/32.png) [@Modern-caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Modern-caveman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/224 "2010-02-01T22:42:37Z")

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An Andrew Zimmern dish or a competitor to Fruity Pebbles 'cept with nuts.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/225 "2010-03-22T00:18:42Z")

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… click [here](http://www.teemings.net/series_2/issue_02/food_name.html). **Misnomer** was kind enough to compile and sort some of the highlights of this thread for _teemings._

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