# If your board name was a food... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 8, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131 "2010-01-08T04:44:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/21 "2010-01-08T11:37:30Z")
Hmmmm. I think of myself as salty, crunchy snack of some sort. ---
**Author:** ![Caprese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Caprese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caprese)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/22 "2010-01-08T11:54:42Z")
> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#): > > Mine actually is, so I guess I can’t play. I resemble that remark. My username is my favorite salad. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Buttons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Mr\_Buttons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Buttons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/23 "2010-01-08T11:57:58Z")
Hot Pockets ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/24 "2010-01-08T12:20:28Z")
Apparently I am also a type of (rather stodgy) [traditional British food](http://www.information-britain.co.uk/food/foodlegends/Bedfordshire%20Clanger/). So a little stuffed dumpling? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/25 "2010-01-08T13:30:28Z")
> [@Grapefruit](#): > > I think I’d taste citrusy… and would take a few bites to get used to. Oh, and don’t catch me on a bad day because I might be bitter… I have to stay far, far away from you, because I am deathly allergic to grapefruit. Sigmagirl? Probably a new pharmaceutical for those female troubles, but as for food? Maybe S-shaped cheese doodles. ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/26 "2010-01-08T13:32:11Z")
I guess mine would be some especially tasty food that is served on airplanes. Like, for instance …uh ummm… … ah, screw it! ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/27 "2010-01-08T13:38:08Z")
This thread has completely cracked me up, for some reason! I think of myself as a piping hot dessert with peanut butter balls somehow incorporated into it. (I was thinking akin to apple brown betty.) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/28 "2010-01-08T13:50:40Z")
I’m a breakfast cereal AND a multi-surface cleaner. ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/29 "2010-01-08T13:57:02Z")
I think I am a lopsided confection of some sort. Likely involving a lot of fluffy frosting. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/30 "2010-01-08T14:00:00Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > S-shaped cheese doodles. I think it’d look more like a funky E. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/31 "2010-01-08T14:17:11Z")
Some sort of holiday confection, like a sugar plum. ---
**Author:** ![Lethal\_Babydoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@Lethal\_Babydoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lethal_Babydoll)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/32 "2010-01-08T14:24:56Z")
Jello shooter ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/33 "2010-01-08T14:25:33Z")
> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#): > > This thread has completely cracked me up, for some reason! > > I think of myself as a piping hot dessert with peanut butter balls somehow incorporated into it. (I was thinking akin to apple brown betty.) Not quite what you were thinking of: [Buckeyes.](http://allrecipes.com/recipe/buckeyes-i/Detail.aspx) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/34 "2010-01-08T14:27:58Z")
> [@LiveOnAPlane](#): > > ummm… Inflight oysters? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/35 "2010-01-08T14:29:38Z")
A savory, crunchy snack food – sort of like Chex Mix but spicier. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/36 "2010-01-08T14:32:46Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > A savory, crunchy snack food – sort of like Chex Mix but spicier. twicksters are for kidsters ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/37 "2010-01-08T14:33:35Z")
Something like bread pudding. Yum… ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/38 "2010-01-08T14:33:54Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > A savory, crunchy snack food – sort of like Chex Mix but spicier. I pictured you as candy with a cookie crunch. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/39 "2010-01-08T14:36:42Z")
A feathery crepe, served on a vinyl single. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131/40 "2010-01-08T14:48:43Z")
> [@Magiver](#): > > I pictured you as candy with a cookie crunch. Different spelling. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-board-name-was-a-food/524131.md?page=3)