# if your screen-name wasn't what it is, what would it be?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-screen-name-wasnt-what-it-is-what-would-it-be/111291>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 29, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-screen-name-wasnt-what-it-is-what-would-it-be/111291 "2002-05-29T03:45:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![funkynige](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@funkynige](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funkynige)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-screen-name-wasnt-what-it-is-what-would-it-be/111291/62 "2002-06-05T22:47:28Z")

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**Tuco**  
It’s the name I use for online gaming and it’s a bit more anonymous, plus I’ve got no self esteem.

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**Author:** ![leroy\_the\_mule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6a8cbe/32.png) [@leroy\_the\_mule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leroy_the_mule)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-screen-name-wasnt-what-it-is-what-would-it-be/111291/63 "2002-06-06T05:32:13Z")

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My reply:  
If I was a grittier guy  
I would like to try  
**EbolaGranola!**

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