# If you're a liar, go fuck yourself. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 10, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392 "2002-05-10T23:05:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/1 "2002-05-10T23:05:56Z")
I am so ready to scream. Never have I wanted to shake the shit out of someone like I do now. I hate lying - and I hate shadiness. WHY WHY WHY do people fucking lie? Lord knows I love my girlfriend. I truly do. But she has this completely stupid fucking habit of lying to cover her ass about the stupidest fucking things! And I’m not sure if they even MAKE humans more defensive than she is. I think if you’re going to lie to someone, you might as well just admit that they are superior to you in some way. If not, why not just say things and to hell with them? If you’re going to lie, you better do it so fucking well that I never find out. So to all the dishonest, shady people out there - GO FUCK YOURSELF. Tibs. ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/2 "2002-05-10T23:14:37Z")
I won’t cum in your mouth… honest! ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/3 "2002-05-10T23:16:36Z")
Couldn’t agree with you more regarding liars. They suck. But I gotta ask, what do you say to the person who sticks around with a liar? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/4 "2002-05-10T23:25:19Z")
Liars do **not** suck, **CnoteChris**. Fucking liar. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/5 "2002-05-10T23:29:12Z")
“Lying” is such a harsh word, how about “creative representation of the truth”? ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/6 "2002-05-10T23:29:18Z")
I love you, too. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/7 "2002-05-10T23:36:48Z")
Yes, honey, I love watching sports with you. ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/8 "2002-05-11T00:07:25Z")
**Tiburon,** I know exactly where you’re coming from (being a person who detests lies). I used to lie all the time, then one day I found myself lying to my partner over something so pathetically petty that it wasn’t worth lying over, and I decided that that was it. The circumstances which turned me into a liar when a teenager weren’t affecting me anymore, so I had to relearn how to be honest. Now I’m too anal about lying, but that’s me :shrug: Maybe she just hasn’t reached that point yet ? Maybe you should speak with her about how much her lies hurt you ? All the best ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/9 "2002-05-11T00:19:40Z")
By the way. that dress? IS WAY HOT. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/10 "2002-05-11T00:25:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Yes, honey, I love watching sports with you. \*\* Romanov history? Tell me more baby!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/11 "2002-05-11T00:35:52Z")
Packers are a great team. ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/12 "2002-05-11T00:39:38Z")
I’m from the government and I’m here to help you. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/13 "2002-05-11T00:44:20Z")
Why, I would LOVE to hear more about your Beanie Baby collection! ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/14 "2002-05-11T00:44:40Z")
_Of course_ you’re the best I’ve ever had, honey! -Dirty ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/15 "2002-05-11T00:46:25Z")
Poor Tiburon, thinks he’s going to come in here and receive a ton of good advice about relationships and all he’s going to find is the cousin of all hijacks ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/16 "2002-05-11T00:52:27Z")
**jarbabyj** is an unbiased source of football information. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/17 "2002-05-11T00:54:11Z")
Hamlet is a swell guy 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/18 "2002-05-11T00:55:35Z")
It’s a loaner. The Mercedes is in the shop. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/19 "2002-05-11T00:57:41Z")
I’m frightened of the Bear’s QB ranks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392/20 "2002-05-11T01:00:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Poor Tiburon, thinks he’s going to come in here and receive a ton of good advice about relationships and all he’s going to find is the cousin of all hijacks \*\* Tibs has girly bits IIRC. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-liar-go-fuck-yourself/108392.md?page=2)