# If you're feeling salty... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-feeling-salty/362836 "2006-07-01T03:26:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-feeling-salty/362836/1 "2006-07-01T03:26:52Z")
I’m your tequila… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-feeling-salty/362836/2 "2006-07-01T03:37:54Z")
Is that your way of asking for a rim job? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-feeling-salty/362836/3 "2006-07-01T03:59:11Z")
Looks like you blew a seal! 😛😉 [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0069626/](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0069626/) ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-feeling-salty/362836/4 "2006-07-01T04:25:36Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Is that your way of asking for a rim job? [/QUOTE] Ba-dum-pssch! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-feeling-salty/362836/5 "2006-07-01T05:12:39Z")
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass… …And yes, I won’t be leaving a tip, 'cause I could… I could shut this place down. Sir? I’ll take my traveler’s checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation’s board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put… I could put… strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-feeling-salty/362836/6 "2006-07-03T19:41:09Z")
Where’s the lime? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-feeling-salty/362836/7 "2006-07-03T19:56:45Z")
[QUOTE=LunaV] Where’s the lime? [/QUOTE] Whose lime is it anyway? ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-feeling-salty/362836/8 "2006-07-03T20:16:06Z")
[QUOTE=LunaV] Where’s the lime? [/QUOTE] I’m sorry, I put the lime in the coconut and drank them both together. Now I have a belly ache.