# If you're going to fight me, you better come strong **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298 "2014-10-03T19:14:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298/81 "2014-10-07T21:20:00Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Little do you clowns know you’re describing my normal bedtime routine, only I soak the hab in fucking gasoline for a few days. > > Unless you nerds are ready to bring it full-on nuclear-style, stop harshing my buzz and go bother someone else. Hey man, I didn’t pick this fight, but believe me: I \*will \*end it. For you, and everyone standing within 200 feet of you, and their families, to the 80th generation, including livestock. So step off, bro, step off. Say, do you know a dude named [**Keyser Söze**](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyser_S%c3%b6ze)? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298/82 "2014-10-07T21:22:04Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > I actually had “hot pepper” in my post but I edited it out. I was just trying to get him thinking, I didn’t want to do all the work for him. 😃 Careful, though, pepper on the rosebud would probably be at least as bad if not worse. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298/83 "2014-10-07T22:13:09Z")
actually, what we are going to do is ignore this thread, letting your inane machismo wither on the vine ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298/84 "2014-10-07T22:33:46Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Little do you clowns know you’re describing my normal bedtime routine, only I soak the hab in fucking gasoline for a few days. > > Unless you nerds are ready to bring it full-on nuclear-style, stop harshing my buzz and go bother someone else. Hey man, I didn’t pick this fight, but believe me: I \*will \*end it. For you, and everyone standing within 200 feet of you, and their families, to the 80th generation, including livestock. So step off, bro, step off. OK Petal, you want some? You think you can handle the heat? I got : 1 x 10 litre bucket of fresh crushed Trinidad Scorpion chilies (off my own plant), soaked in kerosene 1x [karcher](http://www.karcher.com.au/aus/Products/Home__Garden/Pressure_washers/Premium_class.htm)high pressure washer 1 x home catheter kit 1 x home enema kit 1x roll of duct tape. For what you are about to receive… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298/85 "2014-10-07T22:40:01Z")
Wave Motion Gun ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298/86 "2014-10-07T23:34:19Z")
Once I stopped picturing Happy as an unfortunate man with all his skin scrubbed off, I started picturing him like [this](http://www.fairytail-story.fr/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Happy.png). And if you’re familiar with that anime character and his voice, just picture Happy the flying cat saying all the stuff our Happy is saying. It’s adorable! And not at all scary. [QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] Unless you nerds are ready to bring it full-on nuclear-style, stop harshing my buzz and go bother someone else. **Hey man, I didn’t pick this fight** … [/QUOTE] Um … yeah, you did. ---
**Author:** ![Boogly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Boogly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boogly)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298/87 "2014-10-08T00:05:23Z")
I have $20 worth of Taco Bell in front of me…gimme a bit and I’ll get some aerial action going on. DFA baby, DFA. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298/88 "2014-10-08T00:47:00Z")
Nuclear judo is too easy. I have a well-stocked salt mine filled with nubile women, while you you have… what, vast swaths of radioactive tundra? Good luck. See you in a century or so. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-going-to-fight-me-you-better-come-strong/700298.md?page=4)