# If you're lazy and you know it, then just sit there. If you're lazy and you know it.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592 "2003-03-27T19:44:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/1 "2003-03-27T19:44:46Z")
…then just sit there. If you’re lazy and you know it, And don’t care to whom you show it, If you’re lazy and you know it, then just sit there. [sub]Now you come up with one![/sub] If you’re loony and you know it, go “b-b-b-b-b-b-b-diddle-SQUEEempoitnaaaaglerupppity!” If you’re loony and you know it, go “fna-fna-fnabriggoy-oy-OY!” If you’re loony and you know it, and your straightjacket doesn’t show it, If you’re loony and you know it, go “wooooozid-klaprin-n-neeeeegitwydeee!” ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/2 "2003-03-27T19:51:17Z")
I would but I’m just to lazy. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/3 "2003-03-27T19:56:50Z")
dit ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/4 "2003-03-27T19:57:00Z")
amp…rite ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/5 "2003-03-27T20:07:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*dit \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/6 "2003-03-27T20:47:02Z")
Oh, wow, you guys are just too funny. And too lazy, apparently. But I seem to have just hit the manic phase of my bipolar day, so I’m all set with another verse: If you’re chilly and you know it, bundle up! If you’re a baseball player, wear a cup! If you’re feeling kind of bad, And the whole world makes you sad, If you’re way down in the doldrums, lighten up! Jeez, sorry. I couldn’t seem to settle on a single concept there. I’m going to go back to being lazy, now. ---
**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/7 "2003-03-27T20:50:57Z")
If you’re gassy and you know it Then just blow it. But not when I’m present. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/8 "2003-03-27T20:54:41Z")
If you can’t keep on topic, make one up! If your meter gets kinda thrown off, wait for it to catch up! If you can’t filk a folk song and you want to make the thread long Just sit and type in random things, then shut up! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/9 "2003-03-27T20:56:51Z")
If yoru dylsexci adn you now it, calp yoru hnads… ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/10 "2003-03-27T21:07:57Z")
If you’re tired and you know it, start to snore Make your way back to the bedroom, close the door Can’t take anymore crap, It must be time for a nap, If you’re tired and you know it, start,… zzzz… ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/11 "2003-03-27T21:10:13Z")
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-diddle-SQUEEempoitnaaaaglerupppity. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/12 "2003-03-27T21:31:46Z")
I’m not lazy. I’m just incredibly efficient. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/13 "2003-03-27T22:18:07Z")
If you forget the words la la la… If you forget… la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la forgot the words. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/14 "2003-03-27T22:24:30Z")
**Curious Canuck** , that cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/15 "2003-03-27T22:46:39Z")
If you’re lazy and you know it… um… Ohh! Nachos! ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/16 "2003-03-27T23:22:53Z")
If you’re hungry and you know it, eat some food But don’t ever fry your bacon in the nude If you’re hungry and you know it And you gut’s starting to show it If you’re hungry and you know it… [homer]Mmmmm… donuts…[/homer] If you’ve got ADD and you know it…Ooh, hey, what’s that?! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/17 "2003-03-28T01:20:34Z")
**AntaresJB** stole my concept! If you’re easily distracted and you know it…ooo, shiny! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/18 "2003-03-28T05:42:44Z")
If you barery speak the ranguage, crap your hands. If you barery speak the ranguage, crap your hands. Then exprain why is it That your hand is _furr of shit!_ If you barery speak the ranguage, crap your hands. (I’m going to hell and know it, clap your hands …) ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/19 "2003-03-28T07:12:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*If you barery speak the ranguage, crap your hands. > If you barery speak the ranguage, crap your hands. > Then exprain why is it > That your hand is _furr of shit!_ > If you barery speak the ranguage, crap your hands. > > (I’m going to hell and know it, clap your hands …) \*\* That’s funny shit! I’m crackin’ up over here! We can go to hell together. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OragamiTsunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d9b06d/32.png) [@OragamiTsunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OragamiTsunami)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/20 "2003-03-28T08:08:01Z")
If You’re crappy at making stuff up, blame your muse! If You’re crappy at making stuff up, blame your muse! If you’re crappy at making stuff up then you really should shut up but if you dont then you should really hit your muse! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592.md?page=2)