# If you're lazy and you know it, then just sit there. If you're lazy and you know it.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592 "2003-03-27T19:44:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Conrad\_Verloc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Conrad\_Verloc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Conrad_Verloc)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/81 "2003-04-17T07:05:07Z")
If you’re Vincent and you know it, slice your ear; Then take a shot of absinthe and a beer. Slice your ear of with a razor, And then take it to your neighbor. If you’re Vincent and you know it, slice your ear. ---
**Author:** ![Conrad\_Verloc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Conrad\_Verloc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Conrad_Verloc)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/82 "2003-04-17T07:13:33Z")
If you’re a scholar and you know it, write a book About those ancient artifacts you took. Write a book in hieroglyphics –hieratic script’s terriffic. If you’re a scholar and you know it, write a book. ---
**Author:** ![Conrad\_Verloc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Conrad\_Verloc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Conrad_Verloc)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/83 "2003-04-17T07:33:04Z")
If you’re dirty and you know it, write a verse. Make it wandering and vile, or make it terse. If you’re dirty and you know it, You can be a beatnik poet. If you’re dirty and you know it, write a verse. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/84 "2003-04-17T17:41:45Z")
If you’re \ and you know it 3.1415926535 If you’re \ and you know it 89793238462 If you’re \ and you know it then 64338327 will really show it If you’re \ and you know it 950288419716939937510582097 49445923078164062862089986280348253421170679. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/85 "2003-04-17T22:22:57Z")
If you’re angry and you know it, use the pit. If your life seems like a steaming pile of s\*\*\*, Need to get it off your chest, Then you know the pit’s the best, No one knows your home address, use the pit! ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/86 "2003-04-18T01:29:31Z")
!sdnah ruoy palc ,dlrow rorrim eht morf er’uoy fI!sdnah ruoy palc ,dlrow rorrim eht morf er’uoy fI ,noitcelfer ruoy ta erats nac uoy ,noitcepsortni htped-ni rof !sdnah ruoy palc ,dlrow rorrim eht morf er’uoy fI ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/87 "2003-04-18T02:09:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrBoy1967 \* > \*\*!sdnah ruoy palc ,dlrow rorrim eht morf er’uoy fI!sdnah ruoy palc ,dlrow rorrim eht morf er’uoy fI > ,noitcelfer ruoy ta erats nac uoy > ,noitcepsortni htped-ni rof > !sdnah ruoy palc ,dlrow rorrim eht morf er’uoy fI \*\* That was brilliant, **MrBoy1967**! I hate you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/88 "2003-04-18T05:05:52Z")
!Sknaht ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/89 "2003-04-18T12:53:06Z")
On that note: _If you am Bizarro and don’t know it, clap your feet…_ ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/90 "2003-04-18T16:37:04Z")
Boo! That am not funny! ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592/91 "2003-04-26T00:16:37Z")
If you really like haiku, read below If you really like haiku, read below if you think that one is sorry don’t you even worry I do have better ones, don’t you know! HAPPY HAIKU Know enlightened joy? One hand clapping-do it now! Show enlightenment! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it-then-just-sit-there-if-youre-lazy-and-you-know-it/164592.md?page=4)