# If you're not watching "Human Target" then you hate America **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 24, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613 "2010-03-24T12:53:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/41 "2010-04-05T18:53:41Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I don’t hate America – I fought and died for my country – I just have class on Wednesdays. If only there were some way to record the show and watch it later at my convienience or even over some sort of network of interconnecting computers. C’mon - computers are as big as houses. What could you possibly need more than one for? ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/42 "2010-04-05T18:55:37Z")
Yar, I’m crushing on Guerrero for sure. Reminds me of an old boyfriend! ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/43 "2010-04-05T19:23:36Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I don’t hate America – I fought and died for my country – I just have class on Wednesdays. Might I say, you are looking very well-preserved. ---
**Author:** ![Rucksinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/898d66/32.png) [@Rucksinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rucksinator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/44 "2010-04-06T05:56:18Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I don’t hate America – I fought and died for my country – I just have class on Wednesdays… I can’t believe that nobody else is calling BS on this. There is no way that he has class on Wednesdays. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/45 "2010-04-06T12:07:10Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > Yar, I’m crushing on Guerrero for sure. > Reminds me of an old boyfriend! A murderous old boyfriend? ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/46 "2010-04-06T12:23:37Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > A murderous old boyfriend? Who says “Dude” a lot? ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/47 "2010-04-06T17:00:09Z")
> [@Lightnin](#): > > Who says “Dude” a lot? I’ve probably doubled or tripled my usage of “dude” since watching this show, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/48 "2010-04-06T17:14:03Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > Anyone catch Chi saying, “Ah, hell no!” in the last episode?" > > 🙂 Dammit! Now I’m going to have to check this show out. ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/49 "2010-04-06T20:21:34Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > …I just have class on Wednesdays… So you’re just sorta rude and obnoxious the other 6 days of the week? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/50 "2010-04-06T20:35:51Z")
You know, I don’t have to sit around here and be insulted like this. I can go anywhere I want and be insulted by a higher class group of people. Now excuse me while I head down to the monkey house to moon the baboons. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/51 "2010-04-06T21:19:48Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > You know, I don’t have to sit around here and be insulted like this. I can go anywhere I want and be insulted by a higher class group of people. > > Now excuse me while I head down to the monkey house to moon the baboons. Sadly, the monkey house happened to contain the one baboon-werewolf on Earth… I hate the show but watch it every week. It’s like the A-team, only no Bannacek, Barclay, Starbuck or Clubber Lang. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/52 "2010-04-06T22:41:22Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > A murderous old boyfriend? Ok, this made me laugh. 😛 I meant more for looks, though…on the rest…not so much ‘murder’ as ‘sanctioned killing’ 😛 Go Go Navy! p.s. Is it just me, or does Guerrero have a box of Chinese in his hand every fricking episode?! p.p.s. I bet he can kill with a chopstick ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/53 "2010-04-08T02:42:20Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > I’ve probably doubled or tripled my usage of “dude” since watching this show, dude. Gee, thanks. Now, this show, all I can do is think about how drunk I’d be if I played the “Drink every time someone says 'Dude!” game. 😛 DUDE! ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/54 "2010-04-15T02:37:26Z")
Dude… I love this show. Hence it is doomed to failure and cancellation. I am sad ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/55 "2010-04-15T02:47:54Z")
I’m really liking it, too. When I saw the credits for tonight’s season finale, I got really excited at the guest stars: Lee Majors Amy Acker Armand Assante and if that weren’t enough, we also got “Lassie” from _Psych_ playing a bad guy, plus that black British actor from Snatch! ---
**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/56 "2010-04-15T03:30:02Z")
Haven’t watched it yet, so not reading anything, but want to complain. My wonderful lovely teenager wanted to watch something and accidentally cut off the last 20 minutes of my DVR recording! I know that someday she will read what she’s clicking on and not just hit yes to everything she’s asked, but until that day happens, why did she have to do this to me!!! ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/57 "2010-04-15T04:30:53Z")
> [@RachelChristine](#): > > Haven’t watched it yet, so not reading anything, but want to complain. My wonderful lovely teenager wanted to watch something and accidentally cut off the last 20 minutes of my DVR recording! I know that someday she will read what she’s clicking on and not just hit yes to everything she’s asked, but until that day happens, why did she have to do this to me!!! HULU! I’m hoping it’s up there, cause I want to watch it again, and forgot to record it. \>.\< ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/58 "2010-04-15T13:31:45Z")
> [@RachelChristine](#): > > why did she have to do this to me!!! Clearly, she hates America. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/59 "2010-04-15T14:02:42Z")
Dude. So Guerrero can hold his own. The writers must have been watching _White Collar_, because the season endings are just about the same. And in both cases, I’m willing to bet that the girl lives. This was a fun season and I hope it gets new life in the fall. This was too good to just cancel. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613/60 "2010-04-15T15:56:15Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Dude. > > So Guerrero can hold his own. The writers must have been watching _White Collar_, because the season endings are just about the same. And in both cases, I’m willing to bet that the girl lives. > > This was a fun season and I hope it gets new life in the fall. This was too good to just cancel. I’m betting the same thing, but remember the boat blew up 6 years ago… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-not-watching-human-target-then-you-hate-america/533613.md?page=4)