# Ignored chores in the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 15, 2022, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680 "2022-08-15T10:42:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/281 "2022-08-22T02:28:13Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> medium, two-topping pizza from Domino’s, an order of hot wings, an order of lava cakes, tax, delivery fee, and tip costs around $45. No, thank you

That would be $18 for the food~each of those items is currently $5.99. Adding 25% for taxes and tip gets it to $22.50. What’s the delivery fee?

I know because we had Dominos last night. We did carry out no contact car side pickup to avoid the delivery fee/tip. It was less than $14 for two medium two topping pizzas.

Of course I’m in the middle of the flyover Midwest.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/282 "2022-08-22T02:38:11Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> We used to have Little Seizures

Had them last month. Never again. The $5 ‘hot n’ ready’ is now $8, the help is surly and the quality (previously passable) has gone downhill into no longer better than no pizza at all. Crazy bread, used to be $2 is now $4.

That’s using Covid inflation to excuse profiteering. Wage and ingredient costs have not doubled or nearly doubled. They are not paying their help twice what they did when pizzas were $5.

I’ll just save up and use Dominos’ specials to get $6 pizzas thank you-and they’ll have two toppings, which is good enough to me. Green pepper and onions please. Occasionally green pepper any mushroom. My misguided roommate gets Canadian bacon and pineapple on hers. We don’t share.

Now, git off my lawn!

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/283 "2022-08-22T02:46:53Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> What kind of olives: green or black? (Not that I consider either to be edible.)

Me either. You all go ahead and have them, don’t waste them on me.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/284 "2022-08-22T02:50:17Z")

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This discussion has reminded me that I once had lunch with our friend BBBoo at my favorite pizza place. It was wonderful to meet her in person

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/285 "2022-08-22T02:53:33Z")

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> [@LH75](#):
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> It was wonderful to meet her in person

It was wonderful fun! **hippy and his lovely bride** know some great pizza places.

We’re going to have a chance to do that again in a few weeks~coming to town for my migraine botox. I’m hoping to see a piece of your new quilting.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/286 "2022-08-22T03:13:48Z")

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Medium (12") Thin Pizza  
Extra Robust Inspired Tomato Sauce, Extra Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage

Chocolate Lava Crunch

8-piece Hot Buffalo

| Food & Beverage: | $26.46 |
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| Delivery Charge: | $5.99 |
| Taxes: | $2.86 |
| Order Total: | $35.31 |

This is after a $9.48 coupon was applied for their 50% off promotion. A $5 tip brings it to over $40. For one medium pizza. And that’s with the current 50% off promotion.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/287 "2022-08-22T03:16:50Z")

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Yikes! Domino’s really varies their price depending on locale. Makes one wonder if all the pizza places get together and set a minimum price.

I could ship you some but they wouldn’t be fresh by the time they got there.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/288 "2022-08-22T03:30:21Z")

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I rarely eat pizza anymore. If we want pizza, I can order from Bordertown Pizza, getting a Mediterranean salad instead of wings (and no lava cakes) for less if I pick it up.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/289 "2022-08-22T04:58:31Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> What kind of olives: green or black? (Not that I consider either to be edible.)

Black, please. I don’t really care for green. Oh, and could I add sausage to that as well?

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/290 "2022-08-22T05:23:41Z")

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{ _whine_ } I’m hot, and kinda bored. I need to eat but am not hungry. I wanna rest but I’m not really sleepy.

If I was a toddler, I’d be fussy and cranky and crying a bit at absolutely nothing for a minute here & there.

{ _whines in adult_ }

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ignored-chores-in-the-mmp/969680/291 "2022-08-22T06:14:44Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> If I was a toddler, I’d be fussy and cranky and crying a bit at absolutely nothing for a minute here & there.

I’d join you in a chorus. And I want my mommy. If you’d have known her, you’d want her, too, and she’d have gladly taken you under her wing.

I decided I’d better eat, as I get migraines if I don’t. I had a banana. That went OK, and I even felt a bit better, so after that, I had boxed mac and cheese, figuring that’s nice and bland. Big mistake.

I do not like this, Sam I am. I also have that yucky feverish feeling again, though it’s not that bad. I told my son if I’d known it was going to be like this, I’d have nixed the infusion. He said, “It’s better than osteoporosis.” He recalls Mom’s neighbor, who had it so severely, she couldn’t be hugged, and got skull fractures from brushing her hair. Still, she was over 90 by then. I’m not too sure my stomach will make it out of my sixties.

OK, enough whining. See you in the flip side!

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