# III maaaaaaaaaade sugarrrrrrr cooooooooookiiiiiiies....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402 "2005-03-20T07:22:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/1 "2005-03-20T07:22:56Z")

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Rolled in sugar. Pressed flat with a sugar-coated glass. Plus one cup of sugar in the dough.

Mr. Rilch says he won’t need coffee until these are gone.

I think I’m going to call them “Chewy Sugar Bombs”, a la Calvin, whose favorite cereal was Crunchy Sugar Bombs until that was supplanted by Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/2 "2005-03-20T07:37:14Z")

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Sugar cookies? Oh joy-my favorite!!!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/3 "2005-03-20T08:12:19Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Sugar cookies? Oh joy-my favorite!!!

Judging by the timestamp on your post, I don’t doubt it;)

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/4 "2005-03-20T09:23:40Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Sugar cookies? Oh joy-my favorite!!!

Heeeeeeerrrrre youuuuuuuu goooooooo!

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/5 "2005-03-20T09:28:19Z")

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The sugar cookies I bake always burn on the bottoms but they still taste good. I put frosting and colored sugar on top of them when they’re done. Thankfully we only have them once a year. They’d be dangerous otherwise.

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/6 "2005-03-20T16:43:48Z")

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**Rilchiam** , Think you could email me the recipe, by any chance? Pretty please?

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/7 "2005-03-20T17:30:59Z")

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**Rilchiam** , I think that in a week or two, when I’m back at school, you should make another batch and send them to me.

'cuz, y’know, we’re both Johnnies and all. Also, I’m a Shameless Cookie Slut.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/8 "2005-03-20T20:10:56Z")

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My email’s in my profile (if you don’t still have it). Send me your address?

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/9 "2005-03-21T04:09:49Z")

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When I was little, I always enjoyed visiting my grandmother’s house because she always had a tin of sugar cookies for me and my brother. Sugar cookies are tasty.

> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> Also, I’m a Shameless Cookie Slut.

I’m picturing you on a street corner in Thailand wearing fishnet stockings telling American G.I.'s “Me love you for cookie” and “No cookie no honey”.

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/10 "2005-03-21T04:53:03Z")

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> [@emekthian](#):
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> I’m picturing you on a street corner in Thailand wearing fishnet stockings telling American G.I.'s “Me love you for cookie” and “No cookie no honey”.

Us Ninjas take payment however it may come. Our true payment is true justice.

But damn, us ninjas love them cookies.  
Now I have a mental image of a ninja prostitute soliciting on a streetcorner, asking for cookies for payment. I’m confused.  
And **rilchiam** , check your email. 😃

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**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/11 "2005-03-21T08:43:17Z")

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Ummmm cookie

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/12 "2005-03-21T14:03:56Z")

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I don’t know if I’ve had a good sugar cookie but I do know that it’s tough to beat a good sugar pie!! Mmmm … pure sugar plus more sugar in a crust …

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/13 "2005-03-21T15:05:03Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> Us Ninjas take payment however it may come. Our true payment is true justice.
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> But damn, us ninjas love them cookies.  
> Now I have a mental image of a ninja prostitute soliciting on a streetcorner, asking for cookies for payment. I’m confused.  
> And **rilchiam** , check your email. 😃

Y’know I made ninja cookies once.

Yep, they’re still out there somewhere. Wish I could find them… 😕

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/14 "2005-03-21T16:07:12Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> The sugar cookies I bake always burn on the bottoms but they still taste good. I put frosting and colored sugar on top of them when they’re done. Thankfully we only have them once a year. They’d be dangerous otherwise.

Try an AirBake pan. I’ve never burned the first batch of cookies or biscuits or anything using them. They insulate the bottoms of the cookies so they don’t get burnt before the tops are done.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/15 "2005-03-21T17:27:42Z")

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Yummy sugar cookies. I made chocolate chip cookies this morning before work…just because. Brought 'em in to work. Along with a squeeze bottle of Hershey’s Dark Syrup & a steel bowl of whipped cream I made whilst baking the cookies and left it next to the coffee pot (the one brewing Starbucks Yukon).

People just love me here.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/16 "2005-03-21T17:29:59Z")

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_goes berserk a la Cookie Monster, gobbles all the cookies up_

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/17 "2005-03-21T22:35:59Z")

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Me loves sugar cookies.

But I was thinking of making some of those, whaddyecallum, Russian Tea Cakes, in the next day or two. That’s somewhat in the neighborhood of a plain sugar cookie, I think.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/18 "2005-03-22T05:37:56Z")

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I guess this answers the eternal question, “What did Iron Man bake for Easter?”

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iii-maaaaaaaaaade-sugarrrrrrr-cooooooooookiiiiiiies/295402/19 "2005-03-22T10:12:18Z")

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> [@Lockz](#):
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> I don’t know if I’ve had a good sugar cookie but I do know that it’s tough to beat a good sugar pie!! Mmmm … pure sugar plus more sugar in a crust …

Okay, you can’t post something like that and then NOT post the recipe!

Sugar cookies are yummy. Snickerdoodles are even yummier. Darn it, now I want cookies.
