# iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif youuuuuuuuu're happy........

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 30, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568 "2002-05-30T17:02:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/1 "2002-05-30T17:02:22Z")

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… and you know it, clap your hands.  
_clap clap_

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.  
_clap clap_

If you’re happy and you know it,  
Then your face will surely show it. _see- - - - - - -\>_ 🙂

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.  
_clap clap_

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/2 "2002-05-30T17:11:33Z")

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I wish _I_ could drink in the middle of a work day.

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**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/3 "2002-05-30T17:22:15Z")

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If you’re happy and you know it wash your dog. _clap clap_

If you’re happy and you know it wash your dog. _clap clap_

‘Cause he’s sportin’ himself a stench, man.

And smells like a drunken Frenchman.

If you’re happy and you know it wash your dog. _clap clap_

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/4 "2002-05-30T18:41:22Z")

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I know I’m happy! 🙂 It’s because I finally reconnected with a certain wacky Australian musician dude last night. Humor is definitely good! 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/5 "2002-05-30T18:48:43Z")

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I’m H A P P Y  
I’m H A P P Y  
I know I am I’m sure I am  
I’m H A P P Y

I’m \<clap\> A P P Y  
I’m \<clap\> A P P Y  
I know I am I’m sure I am  
I’m \<clap\> A P P Y

I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> P P Y  
I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> P P Y  
I know I am I’m sure I am  
I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> P P Y

I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> P Y  
I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> P Y  
I know I am I’m sure I am  
I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> P Y

I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> Y  
I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> Y  
I know I am I’m sure I am  
I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> Y

I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\>  
I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\>  
I know I am I’m sure I am  
I’m \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\> \<clap\>

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/6 "2002-05-30T19:39:07Z")

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Sing it brothers and sisters!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/7 "2002-05-30T19:57:46Z")

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YYYYYYYOU’VE made me so…  
_(Dunna-nunt-DUNT-da…)_  
Very happy…  
I’m so glad you…  
_(Dunna-nunt-DUNT-da…)_  
Came into mah LI-IIIIIIIIIIIIIFE…

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/8 "2002-05-30T22:01:24Z")

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Ooooooooo-kaaaaaaay. I think I’ll just lock up this thread with every one a you nutburgers inside.

Happy. Feh. Happiness is only for the weak.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/9 "2002-05-30T22:27:36Z")

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This thread reminds me of Tara Reid in the shower in _Josie and the Pussycats_.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/10 "2002-05-30T23:10:06Z")

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If you’re happy and you know it clap your stumps

_thud_ _thud_

If you’re happy and you know it clap your stumps!

_thud_ thud\*

OK…so last weeks project was a little too…invovled.

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**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/11 "2002-05-30T23:56:52Z")

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You do know this song is about the plague, right?

Oh wait…

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**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/12 "2002-05-31T00:07:39Z")

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Happy?  
Yeah, I remember happy.  
It died, just before I got married.😃

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/13 "2002-05-31T00:08:38Z")

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And here I tought this was going to be a thread about the return of the REAL Ren & Stimpy:  
[http://nypost.com/entertainment/49079.htm](http://nypost.com/entertainment/49079.htm)

> [@](#):
>
> Ren & Stimpy are staging a comeback.  
> The animated dog-and-cat combo, who created a stir on Nickelodeon in the early '90s with their graphically gross antics, will romp in a series of new adventures airing on Nick sister network TNN, TV Guide reports in its June 8 issue (on newsstands June 3).  
> TNN will produce new episodes of the series and will bring back series creator John Kricfalusi, who left Nickelodeon in 1992 in a nasty clash with management. Kricfalusi voiced Ren, the Chihuahua - a part that was subsequently taken over by the voice of Stimpy, Billy West (the only guy I’ve ever heard do a dead-on impersonation of Larry from the Three Stooges).

[Croco Stimpy:]  
“Happy Happy. . . Joy Joy.”  
[/Croco Stimpy]

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/14 "2002-05-31T00:10:20Z")

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Happy Happy Joy Joy  
Happy Happy Joy Joy  
Happy Happy Joy Joy  
Happy Happy Joy Joy  
Happy Happy Joy Joy  
Happy Happy Joy Joy  
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/15 "2002-05-31T00:54:36Z")

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Happy? Happy? Happy?

Hell…  
I’m just down right…

wait for it

it’s coming

hold on

GAY! 🙂 🆒 :mad: 😕 😃

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/16 "2002-05-31T01:36:55Z")

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Shiny happy people laughing  
Meet me in the crowd  
People people  
Throw your love around  
Love me love me  
Take it into town  
Happy happy  
Put it in the ground  
Where the flowers grow  
Gold and silver shine

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/17 "2002-05-31T02:11:18Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by White Lightning \*  
> \*\*This thread reminds me of Tara Reid in the shower in _Josie and the Pussycats_. \*\*

I _so_ have to rent this movie now.

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/18 "2002-05-31T04:49:49Z")

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What if you’re _not_ happy and you know it?

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/19 "2002-05-31T05:21:28Z")

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What a coincidence! My kids and I ran across our videotape of “Pete and Pete” shows yesterday, and today we watched the one where a kid drives Stu the bus driver insane by singing _that very song_ (because he’s broken up with his girlfriend and that was their song)!

_If you’re happy and you know it stomp your feet…_

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif-youuuuuuuuure-happy/111568/20 "2002-05-31T06:51:53Z")

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It’s _Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy_.

I’ve got dinner with the MIL tonight and I don’t care because after that is TWO WHOLE DAYS of bliss.

Weekend, Weekend, Weekend.  
Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Its a happy day today and whatever you may be doing, I wish I was doing it to. 😃

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