# I'll be gone for two months . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-be-gone-for-two-months/347756 "2006-03-09T23:02:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-be-gone-for-two-months/347756/1 "2006-03-09T23:02:00Z")
. . . and I just wanted to say goodbye. I love posting on the SDMB, and I’m proud to be a Doper. Unfortunately, I’m right in the middle of a semester, with a research paper, a presentation, and two projects looming on the horizon. I love posting here, but I need this “A,” so I’ve asked a moderator to suspend my account for two months until May 10, 'cause I just don’t have the willpower to leave this shit alone. While I’m gone, I will use the Internet for more pressing, noble causes, such as online research, helping my classmates with _their_ projects, and surfing hot monkey porn behind my wife’s back. I’ll miss you, but I’ll be back in two months. So have a great time, all, and please don’t tell my wife about the monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-be-gone-for-two-months/347756/2 "2006-03-09T23:09:28Z")
Good luck and come back soon ! ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-be-gone-for-two-months/347756/3 "2006-03-09T23:12:19Z")
See ya when you return and good luck with the school work. PS At the bottom of the screen it has an ad: Anti Monkey Butt Powder Ya gotta love that. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-be-gone-for-two-months/347756/4 "2006-03-09T23:28:44Z")
So, are you getting a credit for those two months or getting your membership extended? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-be-gone-for-two-months/347756/5 "2006-03-09T23:54:48Z")
How often do you find a pusher who will give you a time-out? 😃 Study hard, pass with an “A,” and when come back… ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-be-gone-for-two-months/347756/6 "2006-05-02T17:31:20Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > How often do you find a pusher who will give you a time-out? 😃 > > Study hard, pass with an “A,” and when come back… . . . bring Π ! OK, I don’t know whether or not I got an “A” for the class, but I’m feeling pretty confident. The professor asked for one volunteer to do his presentation a week early, and I jumped at the chance because I’m not that bright. That’s OK, though. It went swimmingly, and now I am done for the semester. Gotta get back to work now, but I just wanted to say hi! I missed ya!