# I'll bet you would drive better with that cell phone up your ass.

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**Created:** [September 16, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-bet-you-would-drive-better-with-that-cell-phone-up-your-ass/634834 "2012-09-16T00:46:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-bet-you-would-drive-better-with-that-cell-phone-up-your-ass/634834/151 "2012-09-26T12:13:04Z")

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> [@Try to remember...(the month of September?) (Sept. minirants)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-to-remember-the-month-of-september-sept-minirants/633394/31):
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> When Bill flew in for the weekend, we went shopping and bought him protective gear. By the time we got home, we were so tired that no wild monkey sex happened.
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> Bill was really offended that we expected him to put on his kevlar riding outfit, helmet, boots and gloves to learn how to ride it, but he did it.

> [@flatlined](#):
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> Thank goodness that I was wearing protective gear, I’d probably be dead without it.

Out of curiousity, **flatlined** , what’s Bill’s feeling about protective riding gear now?

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