# I'll eat just one...oops they're all gone!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [February 20, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205 "2018-02-20T16:15:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/1 "2018-02-20T16:15:54Z")

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Ever plan to eat just one or two or a little of something and the next thing you know you ate a tub of frosting? When’s the last time you accidentally scarfed down the entire box, jar, bag etc. without planning it?

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### Author: ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/2 "2018-02-20T16:22:21Z")

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Couple weeks ago, with a pack of rainbow Twizzlers. I’d gotten my sense of taste fully back for the first time in forever (sinus issues which had [sadly temporarily] cleared up), and the flavour dragged me along, until there were none left…

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### Author: ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/3 "2018-02-20T16:26:34Z")

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I rarely buy cookies at the grocery store because once I open them one box becomes one serving.

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/4 "2018-02-20T17:23:34Z")

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I think it’s nice that Girl Scout cookies come in single-serving packages.

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### Author: ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/5 "2018-02-20T17:57:49Z")

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Peanut Butter M&Ms. Terrible things. Just terrible.

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### Author: ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/6 "2018-02-20T18:06:47Z")

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Never, because I don’t take the bag or container with me. I take the cookie, piece of candy, or handful of chips or crackers and walk away. Having to get up again to get more is than enough of a disincentive for me.

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/7 "2018-02-20T18:10:14Z")

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Fritos. I always finish the large bag. Just discovered Jalapeño Fritos, even more irresistible.

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### Author: ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/8 "2018-02-20T18:13:37Z")

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Potato Chips (Lays to be specific). I simply don’t keep them in the house, because the bag will be empty the day I open it.

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### Author: ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/9 "2018-02-20T18:19:32Z")

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If I bring chocolate in the house, I must eat it. The self denial starts at the store, I stand in the aisle reading labels, trying to convince my self it’s poison. Eventually I pick something and go to check out immediately. And then I have to contend with the candy bars there. It should be a law against putting candy at the check out.  
Really, y’all I am out of control.  
I admit it.  
Isn’t that half the battle?

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/10 "2018-02-20T18:22:14Z")

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[Chipotle Peanuts](https://www.instacart.com/aldi/products/18261375-southern-grove-chipotle-flavored-peanuts-16-oz) from Aldi.

Wife: Didn’t I just buy a can of chipotle peanuts?  
Me: It would appear you didn’t.

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### Author: ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/11 "2018-02-20T18:30:39Z")

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Cool Ranch Doritos. I can, and often do, eat an entire bag without even thinking about it.

Also the store brand salt & vinegar potato chips have become my new “snack crack”. I’ll just keep shoveling them in, even though they are making my mouth hurt something awful.

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### Author: ![Grumbacher\_Red](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Grumbacher\_Red](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumbacher_Red)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/12 "2018-02-20T18:34:36Z")

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A roll of the traditional Sweettarts. Whole thing, GONE!

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### Author: ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/13 "2018-02-20T18:39:37Z")

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Even is Ben and Jerrys “Cherry Garcia” came in 1/2 gallons it would still be a single serving container.

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### Author: ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/14 "2018-02-20T19:17:11Z")

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Cadbury Mini Eggs. I try to buy only the small bags to limit their damage.

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### Author: ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/15 "2018-02-20T20:10:57Z")

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Dry roasted peanuts are my downfall. Since the peanut part is just a vehicle for the yummy salty coating, it’s easy to eat more than I meant to without realizing it.

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### Author: ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/16 "2018-02-20T20:13:29Z")

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I must gather my family around me if I open a box of Crunch ’ Munch because an open box of Crunch 'n Munch is an empty box of Crunch 'n Munch. Does not matter the size.

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### Author: ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/17 "2018-02-20T20:18:35Z")

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::as I smugly snack on just one pistachio and then go on to More Important Things::😉

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### Author: ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/18 "2018-02-20T20:25:00Z")

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Boursin on Triscuits. That stuff’s my kryptonite.

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### Author: ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/19 "2018-02-20T20:42:28Z")

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You know those cans of Pringles…

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### Author: ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/20 "2018-02-20T20:52:23Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Peanut Butter M&Ms. Terrible things. Just terrible.

Mine used to be Peanut…then Peanut Butter…and now Caramel. I bought myself 2 packs last night (cuz you know, they’re cheaper if you buy 2) and I thought I’d have a few a day just to curb those cravings.

I ate one pack last night and foolishly opened the other today at lunch. They’ll be gone by this evening I’m sure.

I also have a weakness for grapes!! Sadly for a Type 2 diabetic, they’re just about as bad as M&M’s. sigh.

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