# I'll eat just one...oops they're all gone!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 20, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205 "2018-02-20T16:15:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/61 "2018-02-23T20:01:04Z")

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> [@batninja](#):
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> Cracklin’ Oat Bran cereal (with milk, of course). And yes, there are, um, consequences to eating an entire box of these fibrous bits, but I don’t care. A true glutton for punishment, I suppose.
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Who needs milk? Those are pretty darned good right out of the box.

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**Author:** ![batninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@batninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/batninja)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/62 "2018-02-23T21:26:22Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Who needs milk? Those are pretty darned good right out of the box.

This is very true, but there’s something deeply satisfying when they get that just-right crunchy-to-soggy ratio!

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/63 "2018-02-23T22:34:33Z")

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> [@batninja](#):
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> This is very true, but there’s something deeply satisfying when they get that just-right crunchy-to-soggy ratio!

I can definitely get behind that.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/64 "2018-02-23T22:55:18Z")

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> [@eunoia](#):
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> ^^My brother from another mother. What’s truly frightening is that finishing off a box of Triscuits isn’t even enough to stop it if you have a second box in the cupboards.
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> Also: any red licorice

Depends on the cheese-to-Triscuit ratio, I guess. Normally it takes me about 2/3 of a box to get through a cake of boursin, which works out to about 1300 calories; still, pretty hefty for a snack.

Lucky for me I have the natural metabolism of a hummingbird on crack. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Crustybooger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@Crustybooger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crustybooger)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-eat-just-one-oops-theyre-all-gone/809205/65 "2018-02-24T03:00:28Z")

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Those damned CheesyPoofs!

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