# I'll have a Santorum Salad, extra froth please

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**Created:** [January 2, 2012, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-santorum-salad-extra-froth-please/608195 "2012-01-02T23:01:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-santorum-salad-extra-froth-please/608195/41 "2012-01-06T19:35:08Z")

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ISTM, IIRC, that the definition of “Santorum” as I first saw it, had some additional elements to it that seem to have been widely forgotten.

The definition I recall included the word “unprotected” and, accordingly, an additional ingredient that I don’t see mentioned lately.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-santorum-salad-extra-froth-please/608195/42 "2012-01-06T19:56:05Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> ISTM, IIRC, that the definition of “Santorum” as I first saw it, had some additional elements to it that seem to have been widely forgotten.
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> The definition I recall included the word “unprotected” and, accordingly, an additional ingredient that I don’t see mentioned lately.

Meringue?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-santorum-salad-extra-froth-please/608195/43 "2012-01-06T20:11:54Z")

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Well, it’s not going to get good and frothy without some egg whites.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-santorum-salad-extra-froth-please/608195/44 "2012-01-06T20:25:27Z")

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And sugar. Sweet, sweet santorum.  
where’s the vomit smiley?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-santorum-salad-extra-froth-please/608195/45 "2012-01-06T21:12:35Z")

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No wonder he goes by ‘Rick’ instead of ‘Dick’.

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**Author:** ![Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonzo_John_Blitz)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-santorum-salad-extra-froth-please/608195/46 "2012-01-06T23:04:05Z")

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Also posted by Pizza Ranch menu:

And fer the little ones, we’ve got puddin’!

It tastes better if you eat  
it with your fingers!

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