# I'll have a zesty chicke..psych!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 1, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222 "2004-11-01T01:46:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/1 "2004-11-01T01:46:32Z")

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…Zesty chiiiiiiicke…

How much spit you think is gonna be in that guy’s salad?

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/2 "2004-11-01T01:55:22Z")

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…?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/3 "2004-11-01T01:59:10Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> …?

It’s a new and annoying TV commercial for Taco Bell’s new Zesty Chicken Bowl. I miss Gidget, the chiuhaha, now.

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/4 "2004-11-01T01:59:42Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> …?

It is a reference to a commercial for some generic fast food restaurant, in which the protagonist is making the poor worker jump around like a monkey boy because the dish supposedly isn’t made until he orders it. While cute, as a former food service worker, I can tell you that this putz is the nightmare customer.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/5 "2004-11-01T02:00:57Z")

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Ahhh!

Many thanks 🙂

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/6 "2004-11-01T02:04:23Z")

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Wait, does chiuahuaha taste like…chicken?? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/7 "2004-11-01T02:08:31Z")

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The joys of _not_ having cable…did I just say that?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/8 "2004-11-01T02:12:59Z")

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Commercials like this one and the ones Sonic used to have where the customers complained that they didn’t have something Sonic offered absolutely infuriate me and I want to break something every time I see one.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/9 "2004-11-01T02:13:11Z")

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> [@Jayn\_Newell](#):
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> The joys of _not_ having cable…did I just say that?

No joy for you. I don’t have cable, either, and I was subjected to this very commercial less than an hour ago.

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/10 "2004-11-01T02:39:10Z")

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> [@Q.E.D.](#):
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> Wait, does chiuahuaha taste like…chicken?? :eek:

From someone who has eaten a chihuahua, I would say, its a lot tougher and more stringy.  
😃  
I kid, I kid… shifts eyes nervously…

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/11 "2004-11-01T03:19:23Z")

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If you guys wanna take the guy out back and beat the crap outa him, I’m cool with that. That chick is hot, and I wouldn’t mind the chance to comfort her? 🆒

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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/12 "2004-11-01T03:32:28Z")

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> [@Q.E.D.](#):
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> I don’t have cable, either, and I was subjected to this very commercial less than an hour ago.

The trick is to have no TV - cuts _way_ down on the obnoxious commercials.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/13 "2004-11-01T04:25:54Z")

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> [@Keapon Laffin](#):
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> From someone who has eaten a chihuahua, I would say, its a lot tougher and more stringy.  
> 😃  
> I kid, I kid… **shifts eyes nervously…**

Well, you are what you eat.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/14 "2004-11-01T04:35:20Z")

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> [@jnglmassiv](#):
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> …Zesty chiiiiiiicke…
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> How much spit you think is gonna be in that guy’s salad?

If he’s lucky, spit’s the ONLY “special” substance he will unknowingly ingest! 🙂

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/15 "2004-11-01T05:56:15Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> Well, you are what you eat.

That’s why I don’t bristle when some fool calls me a pussy. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/16 "2004-11-01T07:10:39Z")

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This thread is better suited for [**Cafe Society**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?f=13). I’ll move it for you.

**Cajun Man**  
for the SDMB

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**Author:** ![Freejooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Freejooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freejooky)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/17 "2004-11-01T07:48:01Z")

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As a former fast food employee, this commercial makes me see RED. Unfortunately, as more and more mexicans come into the country and work the fast food jobs that affluent, spoiled suburban kids are increasingly unwilling to work, we’ll have less decent human beings out there who have had to endure working in fast food.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/18 "2004-11-01T07:56:31Z")

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**Freejooky** , I sincerely hope the syllogistic implications of your post were some kind of horrible accident.

That being said, this ad and the one for some internet (or maybe PC?) provider showing some neurotic hassling their 24/7 tech support drone for reassurance about a hundred hypotheticals (increasingly unrelated to anything technical), and ending with “I’ll call you back in an hour” can not bode well for wage-earners.

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**Author:** ![Freejooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Freejooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freejooky)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/19 "2004-11-01T08:05:18Z")

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Whoa- poorly-worded run-on sentence; unintentional non-hilarity ensues!

What I was attempting to communicate - “as less people have to work fast food as a teenage rite of passage, there is a far less chance of them growing up to be decent human beings with a sense of respect for the fast food worker.”

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-a-zesty-chicke-psych/272222/20 "2004-11-01T13:52:36Z")

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Ah. That’s better. 😉 I thought that was what you meant, but wasn’t sure.

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