# I'll have an order of ribs and a side of femur, please

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-an-order-of-ribs-and-a-side-of-femur-please/397438>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 25, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-an-order-of-ribs-and-a-side-of-femur-please/397438 "2007-03-25T17:36:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-an-order-of-ribs-and-a-side-of-femur-please/397438/1 "2007-03-25T17:36:52Z")

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Yet [another sick fuckwad](http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/25/student.slain.ap/index.html).

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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-an-order-of-ribs-and-a-side-of-femur-please/397438/2 "2007-03-25T17:41:47Z")

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This barely qualifies as a thread, much less a rant.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-an-order-of-ribs-and-a-side-of-femur-please/397438/3 "2007-03-25T17:41:48Z")

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A susbject, one word, and a link? Your pitfu is weak, young Jedi. Plus, you misspelled “fuckwit”. -713/10.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-an-order-of-ribs-and-a-side-of-femur-please/397438/4 "2007-03-25T17:51:48Z")

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I nearly put it in MPSIMS as something newsworthy, but changed my mind at the last second. I’m in too much pain to mount much of a rant and apologize for my lack of pitworthiness.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-an-order-of-ribs-and-a-side-of-femur-please/397438/5 "2007-03-25T18:43:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Chefguy]  
I nearly put it in MPSIMS as something newsworthy, but changed my mind at the last second. I’m in too much pain to mount much of a rant and apologize for my lack of pitworthiness.  
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if it was too much trouble to be descriptive for your sick fuck du jour does sick fucking thing, then don’t bother posting the fucking thread.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-have-an-order-of-ribs-and-a-side-of-femur-please/397438/6 "2007-03-25T19:23:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Chefguy]  
I’m in too much pain to mount much of a rant and apologize for my lack of pitworthiness.  
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Look, if you’re too upset/tired/lazy to write an OP, don’t start a thread. Just posting a link is not enough.