# I'll make a cartoon from your anagram! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535 "2005-06-09T01:19:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Antonius\_Block](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Antonius\_Block](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antonius_Block)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/301 "2005-06-19T04:24:31Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Excellent! I never even thought of that. Then later she becomes his new mistress! And thus begins my long journey to becoming First Lady of Argentina – er, Queen of Porkopia! If one can’t experiment with gender- and species- bending via one’s SDMB Anagram Avatar, where can one? [BTW, **Harimad-Sol** , how _you_ doin’?] ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/302 "2005-06-19T04:28:57Z")
> [@Antonius Block](#): > > And thus begins my long journey to becoming First Lady of Argentina – er, Queen of Porkopia! > > If one can’t experiment with gender- and species- bending via one’s SDMB Anagram Avatar, where can one? > > [BTW, **Harimad-Sol** , how _you_ doin’?] I smell a graphic novel, don’t you? Fine as usual, m’dear. Yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Antonius\_Block](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Antonius\_Block](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antonius_Block)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/303 "2005-06-19T04:38:01Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Fine as usual, m’dear. Yourself? Pretty good, although a little miffed that my yet-to-be drawn barnyard _alter ego_ looks to be gettin’ more action than my real-life self! **Bacon Slut** is going to show **Ham Lord** a side of the trough that will make his trotters curl! (I love the way **AFG** has shown them just visible under the hem of his robe…) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/304 "2005-06-19T04:41:06Z")
> [@Antonius Block](#): > > Pretty good, although a little miffed that my yet-to-be drawn barnyard _alter ego_ looks to be gettin’ more action than my real-life self! > > **Bacon Slut** is going to show **Ham Lord** a side of the trough that will make his trotters curl! (I love the way **AFG** has shown them just visible under the hem of his robe…) I know how that is. Oh, how I know it…sigh. I don’t know, though… **Ham Lord** is a bit jaded by the noble life…on the other hoof, **Bacon Slut** may be just the girl he needs to shake him up. ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/305 "2005-06-19T05:16:53Z")
_hands up_ Me too! Me too! Extrakun == AX RENT UK ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/306 "2005-06-19T21:09:59Z")
Soytinly! I’ll send in some goodies tonight. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/307 "2005-06-20T12:35:20Z")
Thank you **AFG**! Makes me wish my parents had named me Tom. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/308 "2005-06-20T17:19:05Z")
Haven’t been around until today to see mine. Very well done. Thanks, **AFG**! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/309 "2005-06-20T17:23:52Z")
Thanks **AFG** for “I SEE TUX CRY”! ---
**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/310 "2005-06-20T18:05:32Z")
These are hilarious! I can’t pick a favorite. I’m looking at these at work and trying not to laugh loudly enough to get anyone’s attention. Are you still accepting requests (I just got my account up and running again last week)? If so, I’d love to see what you’d do with **Ransom Snouts**. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/311 "2005-06-20T19:08:08Z")
Yep, I’m still drawring! So sorry I didn’t send in anything yesterday, I’ve been totally overwhelmed with stuff at work and home, but by mid-week it should be back to some semblance of normal. I should have some stuff ready for Wednesday. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/312 "2005-06-23T05:19:56Z")
I’m back. Oompa. **1920s Style “Death Ray”** , yours was a bit too abstract for me to do much with, so I rearranged it to make EAR SHYLY TASTED. 😃 I’ll fire the new ones off to **Hal** right now. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/313 "2005-06-23T14:18:26Z")
Woohoo! Five new 'toons added to Group 8! [Come say hello](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/group8.htm) to: LEWD KNIVES EAR SLYLY TASTED AX RENT U.K. RANSOM SNOUTS BACON SLUT. OINK! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/314 "2005-06-23T15:17:20Z")
**Anagram Toony Goddess** , you know I’m a fan – but “Bacon Slut, Oink!” is gonna cause nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/315 "2005-06-23T15:21:33Z")
“Bacon Slut, Oink!” is my new favorite! That’s just awesome **AFG**! HEE! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/316 "2005-06-23T15:39:18Z")
I’m just glad it wasn’t “Oink, Bacon Slut”…that would _have_ to be drawn in a “C’mon, oink, bacon slut! Say my name! Yeah, you know you love it like that!” kind of way. Now _that_ would be some hefty nightmare fuel. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Antonius\_Block](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Antonius\_Block](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antonius_Block)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/317 "2005-06-24T01:04:18Z")
Yowzah! SOOOOEEEEE-T! Thanks for the cartoon, **AFG**. That pegged my Slut-o-meter so hard that it permanently bent the needle. I guess we had the make-up gun [set on “whore”](http://www.snpp.com/episodes/5F21) the day she sat for you! [Hmmph! Nightmares indeed, **Twickster**! You’re just jealous of her porcine pulchritude! 😃] Looks like old [Ham Lord](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/group4.htm) has got his work cut out for him if he wants to show **Bacon Slut** off to his snooty friends at the next grand Hogmanay festivities, only six months away. Plus, he’ll have to teach her to oink like a duchess and the correct way to eat truffles! [On the other hand, it should be fairly simple for her to dress him down as one of the hoi-polloi and tour the local watering-troughs _incognito_, so that he can hear what his “loyal subjects” **really** think of him!] Once again, thanks, **AFG**! **Antonius** _“Days of Swine and Ho’sies”_ **Block** ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/318 "2005-06-24T01:09:55Z")
The Ham Lord is gathering a team of experts for the job as we post. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/319 "2005-06-24T01:12:24Z")
> [@Antonius Block](#): > > [On the other hand, it should be fairly simple for her to dress him down as one of the hoi-polloi and tour the local watering-troughs _incognito_, so that he can hear what his “loyal subjects” **really** think of him!] Hoi polloi? Shouldn’t that be hog pollog? ---
**Author:** ![Antonius\_Block](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Antonius\_Block](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antonius_Block)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/320 "2005-06-24T01:47:19Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > The Ham Lord is gathering a team of experts for the job as we post. While he’s at it, he might want to beef up (heh) the security detail at stately [Ham House](http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/places/hamhouse/) and hire some more bodyguards. **Bacon Slut** realizes that a higher social profile increases the risk of [being kidnapped](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/anagram106.gif) or [harassed by the Feds](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/anagram52.gif). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535.md?page=17)