# I'll make a cartoon from your anagram! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535 "2005-06-09T01:19:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/321 "2005-06-24T01:50:53Z")
> [@Antonius Block](#): > > While he’s at it, he might want to beef up (heh) the security detail at stately [Ham House](http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/places/hamhouse/) and hire some more bodyguards. **Bacon Slut** realizes that a higher social profile increases the risk of [being kidnapped](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/anagram106.gif) or [harassed by the Feds](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/anagram52.gif). Bacon Slut is a pretty smart gal. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/322 "2005-06-24T01:53:15Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > I’m back. Oompa. > > **1920s Style “Death Ray”** , yours was a bit too abstract for me to do much with, so I rearranged it to make EAR SHYLY TASTED. 😃 > > I’ll fire the new ones off to **Hal** right now. Cool bananas, I like it! ---
**Author:** ![Antonius\_Block](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Antonius\_Block](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antonius_Block)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/323 "2005-06-24T02:09:20Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Bacon Slut is a pretty smart gal. She’s a spunky sow with a can-do attitude and a heart of gold! [However, those who try to take advantage of her good nature tend to end up in a can with a **Hormel** logo on it…] ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/324 "2005-06-24T03:02:15Z")
> [@Antonius Block](#): > > She’s a spunky sow with a can-do attitude and a heart of gold! > > [However, those who try to take advantage of her good nature tend to end up in a can with a **Hormel** logo on it…] Ham Lord takes note of this. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/325 "2005-06-24T04:38:20Z")
The ear tasted slyly one… look at the taster’s right eye (our left). There’s like an artifact or something near the top left of that eye, that at first glance I thought was a pupil, as if his eyes were rolled back in ecstacy at tasting the ear. I was going to comment on how it was the funniest face to date, but it turned out that I had seen it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/326 "2005-06-24T18:39:53Z")
Thanks for Ransom Snouts, **AFG**! I love it! ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/327 "2005-06-25T23:12:24Z")
No problemo! …have I missed anyone who asked for one? ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/328 "2005-06-26T15:49:33Z")
I had a dream last night in which there was a corporate team building exercise. My team’s name? Baconslut. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/329 "2005-06-26T23:54:43Z")
Ha ha ha!!! I love it! It’s invading peoples’ dreams now! Fuuny you mention that… I actually had a dream last night that I was stuck outside work in a rainstorm, and I was naked and trying to hide behind my bike. After looking around a bit I found one of my shirts on the ground and put it on…of course it was the weirdest shirt I own…it’s a Japanese design from [engrish.com](http://engrish.com) and it says: _CALM DOWN MONKEY You look happy today A little say anything What’s that smell?_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/330 "2005-06-27T02:45:08Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Woohoo! Five new 'toons added to Group 8! [Come say hello](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/group8.htm) to: > > EAR SLYLY TASTED Psst, **Hal** – that’s EAR S **H** YLY TASTED… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/331 "2005-06-27T12:15:57Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Psst, **Hal** – that’s EAR S **H** YLY TASTED… 😛 Wha-oops…thanks much. All fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/332 "2005-06-30T21:52:07Z")
Hey **AFG**! We’ve got a [newbie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) with a nicely anagrammable name…care to add to the collection? Possibilities include: **HYPHENATION BEAR THE EBONY PIRANHA BONY HEATHEN PAIR PAY THE RHINO, BEAN BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE!** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/333 "2005-06-30T22:05:54Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Hey **AFG**! We’ve got a [newbie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) with a nicely anagrammable name…care to add to the collection? > > Possibilities include: > **HYPHENATION BEAR > THE EBONY PIRANHA > BONY HEATHEN PAIR > PAY THE RHINO, BEAN > BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE!** OOH! I vote for **BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE!** Cause that’d be like really cool and kinda gross to see. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/334 "2005-06-30T22:10:01Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Hey **AFG**! We’ve got a [newbie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) with a nicely anagrammable name…care to add to the collection? > > Possibilities include: > **HYPHENATION BEAR > THE EBONY PIRANHA > BONY HEATHEN PAIR > PAY THE RHINO, BEAN > BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE!** Woop! My, that’s me! I liked **A ABE, THEN HORNY PI** , myself. But those are all pretty good too. **HYPHENATION BEAR** is just cool. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/335 "2005-06-30T22:23:11Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > Woop! My, that’s me! > > I liked **A ABE, THEN HORNY PI** , myself. But those are all pretty good too. **HYPHENATION BEAR** is just cool. NOOOOOOOO! You just gotta go with \*\*BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE! Don’t you see you’d have the coolest cartoon ever! You just gotta! Besides, I really, really wanna see that! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/336 "2005-06-30T22:24:12Z")
**BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE!** It excites me so much I forget how to code. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/337 "2005-06-30T22:31:49Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > NOOOOOOOO! You just gotta go with \*\*BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE! Don’t you see you’d have the coolest cartoon ever! You just gotta! Besides, I really, really wanna see that! 😃 I dunno. **THE EBONY PIRANHA** and **BONY HEATHEN PAIR** seem pretty cool too. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/338 "2005-06-30T22:33:10Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE!** It excites me so much I forget how to code. :smack: You are not alone. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/339 "2005-06-30T23:09:47Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > You are not alone. As long as I hear the voices, I will never be alone. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/340 "2005-07-01T04:05:29Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE!** It excites me so much I forget how to code. :smack: I really am not ignoring you. That’s the perfect setup for random flirting, but I can’t figure out how. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535.md?page=18)