# I'll make a cartoon from your anagram!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 9, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535 "2005-06-09T01:19:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/381 "2005-07-15T05:29:37Z")

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Oh, my goodness! My cafepress account isn’t going to be able to keep up with all of these! I’m going to be ordering RHINO PEE and I ABSORB HORN from myself, at least!

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**Author:** ![Antonius\_Block](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Antonius\_Block](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antonius_Block)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/382 "2005-07-15T05:44:05Z")

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Lordy, **AFG** , you are quite the fountain of talent! I hope this is good “art therapy” for you! And thanks to **Hal** for hosting these so that we get to see them fresh from the drawing board!

Anyway, since it appears that “Round Two” involves anagrams of Dopers’ IRL names, I thought I’d try to match my Dopername’s [Bacon Slut. Oink!](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/anagram107.gif).

Well, it turns out that my real names (first, middle, and last) rearrange to:  
NUN’S CARNAL IMAGE or  
CARNAL NUN IMAGES

[What is it about [Nuns these days](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/anagram117.gif)?]

Any chance of a 'toon?

**Antonius Block** , aka _Bacon Slut. Oink!_

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/383 "2005-07-15T06:52:17Z")

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Flab Bee is hie-larious!

My real name yields A BRAZEN HITLESS OP, which is pretty amusing considering my threadkill/DOA rate.

Oh dear. I hope I haven’t just doomed this one. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/384 "2005-07-15T13:01:41Z")

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Hmmm…so, **AFG** …are we officially starting over with real names now?

If so, then **I, HAL, UNPLUG CLAM**. 😃

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/385 "2005-07-15T13:40:21Z")

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Lessee: I’ve got  
A BARD JAB GERMY RYE  
A BEAR JARRED BY GYM

There are probably others, but I’m too tired to look through that huge list. 😕

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/386 "2005-07-15T14:08:41Z")

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Well, if we’re doing real names:

HEY, MAD JUG TWIN!

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/387 "2005-07-15T15:34:49Z")

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Sure, I can do real names too! I can do _all_ names! Muahahahaha! 😃

…this thread is getting pretty durned big, though…maybe I should start up a seperate thread for real-name anagram cartoons?

What say the mods? New thread, or keep going here?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/388 "2005-07-15T16:43:16Z")

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Here’s a few using my real name:

\*\*  
Lab Damn Ron  
Norm Nab Lad  
Lord Ban Man  
Man Rob Land  
Ma Ran Blond  
An Arm Blond  
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I’m kinda torn between Lab Damn Ron and An Arm Blond

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/389 "2005-07-15T16:46:05Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> What say the mods? New thread, or keep going here?

I was pondering that myself. Probably be better served by a new thread.

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/390 "2005-07-15T17:39:43Z")

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Hey, if we’re going into real names now:

A SEAPLANE SEEN NUNS  
A AENEAS LES PENS NUN  
A PAEAN LES SEEN NUNS  
A PAEAN SENSES EL NUN  
A PAEAN SENSE LES NUN  
A PAEANS SEEN LES NUN

A ANAL NEE SENSE PUNS  
A ANAL SEEN SEEPS NUN  
A ANAL SENSE PEE NUNS  
A PEE NUN SENSES ANAL  
A NES. ANAL PEN ENSUES  
A NES. UNSEE ANAL PENS

A ANNAL NEE SEEN PUSS  
A ANNAL UNSEEN SEEPS  
A ANNAL SEEN SUNS PEE

A NASAL NEE SENSE PUN  
A NASAL SEEN NUNS PEE

A ANA SPLEEN SEEN SUN  
A ANA PEEL SENSE NUNS

A NASA SPLEEN SEE NUN  
A NASA ENSUES EL PENN

…wow. Long list, even after I delete all the really gratuitous ones… I guess I have a funny name.

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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/391 "2005-07-15T17:58:31Z")

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Ok **AFG** now that I’m back must participate.  
**Phlosphr** doesn’t do much.

However, _ **Philosopher** _

Poop her hill.

Hill poop her

Her Slop Hipo

her pool piss.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/392 "2005-07-15T18:55:56Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> I was pondering that myself. Probably be better served by a new thread.

Alrighty. Think I’ll go for that.  
Username anagrams are welcome to keep coming in this one. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/393 "2005-07-15T20:55:56Z")

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AFG, you are so talented! I’ve just looked at all your creations and had to do it with kleenex in hand, honking the whole time. I submitted my real name in the other thread; “Ellen Cherry” yielded just a few that seemed interesting …

LYNCHER LEER

CRY ELLE, HERN!

CRY HERE, NELL

Hugs to you for spreading so much mirth! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/394 "2005-07-20T14:29:15Z")

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In response to **Uncommon Sense** ’s post [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6385577&postcount=144), I offer up:

**MOON CENSUS MEN  
CON UNSEEN MOMS  
CONSUMES NO MEN  
NUN’S MEMO CONES  
NEON SCUM OMENS  
C’MON, SEMEN! ON US!** (On second thought, probably should _not_ be 'tooned)

And on an unrelated note, this jumped out at me when I noticed a **Woodstockbirdybird** post yesterday:

**DIRTY BOB: SKID ROW DOC**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/395 "2005-07-26T11:39:43Z")

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As promised, a [pic](http://www.alwaysbackup.com/~michaelk/images/Gettysdope/IMG_1749.jpg) of me in my **TRICK STEW** T-shirt. (I have no explanation for the vague Bugs Bunniness of the thing my mouth is doing – not a typical expression of mine, AFAIK.)

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/396 "2005-07-26T12:15:54Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> As promised, a [pic](http://www.alwaysbackup.com/~michaelk/images/Gettysdope/IMG_1749.jpg) of me in my **TRICK STEW** T-shirt. (I have no explanation for the vague Bugs Bunniness of the thing my mouth is doing – not a typical expression of mine, AFAIK.)

**twicks** that is so cool! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/397 "2005-08-23T16:08:16Z")

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How did I miss this? That rocks! 😃 I love it, **twickster!**

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/398 "2005-08-23T16:09:39Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
>
> In response to **Uncommon Sense** ’s post [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6385577&postcount=144), I offer up:
> 
> **MOON CENSUS MEN  
> CON UNSEEN MOMS  
> CONSUMES NO MEN  
> NUN’S MEMO CONES  
> NEON SCUM OMENS  
> C’MON, SEMEN! ON US!** (On second thought, probably should _not_ be 'tooned)
> 
> And on an unrelated note, this jumped out at me when I noticed a **Woodstockbirdybird** post yesterday:
> 
> **DIRTY BOB: SKID ROW DOC**

I missed this, too! Gah! Must make a new toon…

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/399 "2005-08-23T16:17:20Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> How did I miss this? That rocks! 😃 I love it, **twickster!**

Not half as much as I do! Thanks again!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ill-make-a-cartoon-from-your-anagram/307535/400 "2006-01-26T03:42:15Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> I missed this, too! Gah! Must make a new toon…

Are you still doing the anagram toons?

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