# Ilsa\_Lund... Have you been sniffing glue? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 11, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928 "2004-01-11T04:08:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/1 "2004-01-11T04:08:37Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=234343](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=234343) > [@](#): > > you are NOT going to last long here because you are a FUCKING idiot with SHITFORBRAINS is this a parody post cause LYNN BODONI will kick YOUR ass if this is and you don’t have a link in the OP so what the HELL are you talking about anyway its also not a good idea to threaten MEMBERS of this board either Wow, just wow. And you dare to call my on my posts when you say retarded shit like this? What a abomination of a post, punctuation and intelligence wise. Note that I’m not saying I am perfect, and that I won’t make errors, but LOOK AT THAT! Ilsa, I just thought I’d call you on this post. Because you seem to think that regardless of what I post, or the fact that I promise to change(and I am), you should call me on it, with lots of ad hominems. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/2 "2004-01-11T04:14:48Z")
Well, it’s about time we get a rivalry on these here boards! ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/3 "2004-01-11T04:15:51Z")
Looked to me as if she were mocking the OP there. Lame. ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/4 "2004-01-11T04:17:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \* > **Wow, just wow. And you dare to call my on my posts when you say retarded shit like this? What a abomination of a post, punctuation and intelligence wise. Note that I’m not saying I am perfect, and that I won’t make errors, but LOOK AT THAT!** That’s a good point. Or it would be, if **Ilsa** ’s post wasn’t so obviously mocking the OP. On preview: What **Mac Guffin** said. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/5 "2004-01-11T04:21:31Z")
HAY LADY! I’ve been pitted! I’m gonna print it out and send it home to mother! She’ll hang it on the fridge and tell all the company about it! But really, assmaster. Are you so fucking dense you couldn’t tell I was making fun of the OP there? Now I admit to having started some Pit threads on shaky grounds, but this is the lamest pitting I have ever seen. You pitted me on a mocking post in a thread that had two replies? > [@](#): > > Because you seem to think that regardless of what I post, or the fact that I promise to change(and I am), you should call me on it, with lots of ad hominems. What the fuck does that mean? If you change, good for you. I’ll leave you alone. I don’t follow you around, beating your ass. I haven’t even posted anything about you in days. Hell, we could be good friends. Ok, you can now return to your mental masturbation of a Pit thread. ---
**Author:** ![Grumple\_Grommit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9fc348/32.png) [@Grumple\_Grommit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumple_Grommit)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/6 "2004-01-11T04:22:37Z")
Is that the sound of a train about to be wrecked I hear? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/7 "2004-01-11T04:24:23Z")
**Ilsa** is a he, btw. A 17 yr old Phd candidate specializing in lizardness and Hitchcock. He likes Gamebot, foreign cars, and long walks on the beach. **Kurdt** is also a guy. A 27/9 yr old songwriter who sells real estate to make ends meet. He likes NASA, Italian food, and long walks on the beach. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/8 "2004-01-11T04:26:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***Ilsa** is a he, btw. > > A 17 yr old Phd candidate specializing in lizardness and Hitchcock. He likes Gamebot, foreign cars, and long walks on the beach. > > **Kurdt** is also a guy. > > A 27/9 yr old songwriter who sells real estate to make ends meet. He likes NASA, Italian food, and long walks on the beach. \*\* **NoBlueBoy** , I love you, man. What the fuck is Gamebot?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/9 "2004-01-11T04:26:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \* > \*\*[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=234343](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=234343) > > Wow, just wow. And you dare to call my on my posts when you say retarded shit like this? What a abomination of a post, punctuation and intelligence wise. Note that I’m not saying I am perfect, and that I won’t make errors, but LOOK AT THAT! > > Ilsa, I just thought I’d call you on this post. Because you seem to think that regardless of what I post, or the fact that I promise to change(and I am), you should call me on it, with lots of ad hominems. \*\* It was a parody, you moron. ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/10 "2004-01-11T04:28:02Z")
Nice backpedaling, fella. I serious doubt you’d ever accept me, because previously, I offered to wholeheartedly change for you, but you wouldn’t accept it. That doesn’t sound like someone who’s willing to let someone change. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/11 "2004-01-11T04:30:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \* > \*\*Nice backpedaling, fella. > > I serious doubt you’d ever accept me, because > > previously, I offered to wholeheartedly change for you, but you wouldn’t accept it. That doesn’t sound like someone who’s willing to let someone change. \*\* Stop pulling out the martyr attack. You opened a pit thread that was hilariously uncalled for, and when you get called on it, you complain about how you’re not being allowed to change? Please. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/12 "2004-01-11T04:30:13Z")
Dude, I don’t need to backpedal. You keep this pitting up and I’ll ending up (verbally) kicking your ass from here to Pomona. If you change wholeheartedly, I’ll welcome you with… ummm… some arms. ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/13 "2004-01-11T04:31:05Z")
I’m still having a hard time believing that **Kurdt Kobain** is 27 or 29 years old. ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/14 "2004-01-11T04:31:06Z")
Oh look, the circle jerk begins. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/15 "2004-01-11T04:33:44Z")
I think we need to get Barbara Streisand out here in a leather dominatrix outfit to sing showtunes while she provides the whipping for **Kurdt’s** martyrdom.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/16 "2004-01-11T04:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \* > \*\*Oh look, the circle jerk begins. \*\* And, the Jerk of the Night is… Damn, give it a rest. Thin ice and all that, you know? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/17 "2004-01-11T04:33:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \* > \*\*Oh look, the circle jerk begins. \*\* He’s touching my pee pee ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/18 "2004-01-11T04:41:58Z")
**Kurdt** , if you truly want to change, the Pit isn’t the place to do it. You’re sliding right back to the behavior that got your ass kicked in the last go-round. You’ve got a choice at this point: 1. Stop replying in this thread, stop claiming you’re changing while falling back into bad old patterns, and go make positive contributions in other forums; or 2. Keep swinging and missing in this futile, pointless fight you’ve started, dig yourself deeper into the rut of your previous egocentric blundering, and get your head handed to you. News flash: The SDMB is _ **not** _ all about you. No matter how much you drag yourself, sooner or later, into every discussion. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/19 "2004-01-11T04:48:16Z")
**Kurdt** In a past thread someone suggested you lie-low if you want to change. I suggest no direct negative contact with other dopers, no pit threads about dopers (even if they deserve one). Try to be understanding, thick-skinned. Reply to a flame with a lighthearted joke. ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/20 "2004-01-11T04:51:29Z")
Actions speak louder than words, **Kurdt**. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928.md?page=2)