# Ilsa\_Lund... Have you been sniffing glue?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 11, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928 "2004-01-11T04:08:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/21 "2004-01-11T04:58:41Z")

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I don’t see this going anywhere good.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/22 "2004-01-11T05:05:46Z")

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Ah yes. How suprising. Ellis and Gadfly, here to post in one of my threads. The old circle jerk.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/23 "2004-01-11T05:11:35Z")

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What do you hope to accomplish with this?

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**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/24 "2004-01-11T05:13:13Z")

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Man, quit while you’re behind.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/25 "2004-01-11T05:16:01Z")

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[Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler]

Sausages! Hot sausages! Inna bun!

[/C-M-O-T Dibbler]

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/26 "2004-01-11T05:16:14Z")

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**Kurdt** , you trying to build a big, shiny neon “kick me hard” sign?  
Well, carry on.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/27 "2004-01-11T05:26:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*Oh look, the circle jerk begins. \*\*

I’m getting a vision… **Kurdt** circling his wagon while being attacked by Mel Brooks in a headdress.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/28 "2004-01-11T05:28:01Z")

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Hey, question: If someone I love dies, will I be insulted and be told that I’m lying about it, like what happend with my girlfriend breaking up with me?

Just checking. I wouldn’t want to have Elliis feign feeling sorry for me again.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/29 "2004-01-11T05:31:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> \*\*[Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler]
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> Sausages! Hot sausages! Inna bun!
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> [/C-M-O-T Dibbler] \*\*

CMOT Dibbler! Beautiful! I guess that makes me part of the teeming mob.

_teems_

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/30 "2004-01-11T05:59:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*Hey, question: If someone I love dies, will I be insulted and be told that I’m lying about it, like what happend with my girlfriend breaking up with me? \*\*

If you have a history of making shit up it shouldn’t surprise you if nobody believes you when you’re not.

This is not to say that I believe **Kurt** has a habit of lying, I don’t know enough about him.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/31 "2004-01-11T06:04:26Z")

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Jeff Olsen: I’m not known to lie. I once made a error in stating my age(was off by one numeral) and thus people ride me about it, saying I’m a liar for ONE error about my age.

So, if somebody says that I am a liar, they’re basing it off that, and they’re wrong.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/32 "2004-01-11T06:05:46Z")

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Oops, that should read “Then they’re wrong.”

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**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/33 "2004-01-11T06:08:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*Jeff Olsen: I’m not known to lie. I once made a error in stating my age(was off by one numeral) and thus people ride me about it, saying I’m a liar for ONE error about my age.
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> So, if somebody says that I am a liar, they’re basing it off that, and they’re wrong. \*\*

The reason people doubt you is not just because you “mistyped” your age, but because you don’t sound _anything_ like a 28 year old. You sound like a typical 12 year old.

Seriously man, you need to stop posting in the pit or it’s just gonna get worse and worse.

(IANAMod but I like to pretend I am in my dreams)

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/34 "2004-01-11T06:10:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryle Dup \*  
> \*\*you don’t sound _anything_ like a 28 year old. You sound like a typical 12 year old.

I was just thinking exactly the same thing whilst in Kurdt’s other pit thread.

I don’t mean to flame kurtd but he is not doing himself any favours.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/35 "2004-01-11T06:14:58Z")

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Ryle: Yes, I’m sure tons of 12 year olds seriously plan to engage someone(and further down the line, marry and have kids), or have a good enough job to put a lot of money into a engagement ring, or have their own apartment. Or go to college.

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**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/36 "2004-01-11T06:17:23Z")

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_Sigh_  
And I tried to defend **Kurdt**. I hate it when that happens ☹

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/37 "2004-01-11T06:21:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryle Dup \*  
> \*\*(IANAMod but I like to pretend I am in my dreams) \*\*

Dreams? Sounds more like the stuff of nightmares! 😉

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/38 "2004-01-11T06:22:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*Ryle: Yes, I’m sure tons of 12 year olds seriously plan to engage someone(and further down the line, marry and have kids), or have a good enough job to put a lot of money into a engagement ring, or have their own apartment. Or go to college. \*\*

Job, wife, marriage, kids, or no job, wife, marriage, kids you are behaving like a 12 year old in some cases. You are reacting to every little thing said about you, you are demonstrating a thin-skin.

People will continue to flame you if you continue to react.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/39 "2004-01-11T06:28:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Well, it’s about time we get a rivalry on these here boards! \*\*

Yeah…Let’s go, **NCB**. Right now!!!

P.S. Did you ever get the package I sent in December?  
😃

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**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/40 "2004-01-11T06:32:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Well, it’s about time we get a rivalry on these here boards!

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> Originally posted by \*\*Kurdt Kobain \*\*  
> … previously, I offered to wholeheartedly change for you, but you wouldn’t accept it. …

is this a rivalry or unrequited love?

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