# Ilsa\_Lund... Have you been sniffing glue? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 11, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928 "2004-01-11T04:08:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![nisosbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@nisosbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nisosbar)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/41 "2004-01-11T06:34:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*HAY LADY! I’ve been pitted! I’m gonna print it out and send it home to mother! She’ll hang it on the fridge and tell all the company about it!.. Ok, you can now return to your mental masturbation of a Pit thread. \*\* 😃 (You are so funny, Ilsa! - **I** get it…) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/42 "2004-01-11T06:39:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Yeah…Let’s go, **NCB**. Right now!!! > > P.S. Did you ever get the package I sent in December? > 😃 > > * * * > > “I really do not know how to appreciate you.” --one of my students > “Round up to the nearst whole dollar.” -my reply > \*\* Yes, I did. I sent an eCard thank you note. 🙂 But, in case it never got there (or I forgot and just thought I did it), Thank you. It was Goo! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/43 "2004-01-11T06:42:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \* > \*\*Ah yes. How suprising. Ellis and Gadfly, here to post in one of my threads. The old circle jerk. \*\* Jesus Kurdt, I did try sticking up for you in another thread. I guess that was a mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/44 "2004-01-11T06:48:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by shijinn \* > \*\*is this a rivalry or unrequited love? \*\* I feel some Burt Bacharach coming on… _What the world…needs now…is love…sweet love._ Cut to a montage of **Ilsa** and **Kurdt** running through a field of flowers, rolling around, laughing… ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/45 "2004-01-11T06:53:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*He’s touching my pee pee \*\* Mr. Jackson? Is that you, Michael? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/46 "2004-01-11T06:53:26Z")
My nipples EXPLODE with delight! ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/47 "2004-01-11T06:58:48Z")
Hello Operator, I’m dialing love, but he doesn’t seem to be recieving the message! ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/48 "2004-01-11T06:59:22Z")
> [@](#): > > I feel some Burt Bacharach coming on…What the world…needs now…is love…sweet love. > > Cut to a montage of Ilsa and Kurdt running through a field of flowers, rolling around, laughing… _laughing hysterically_ God I love the Pit! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/49 "2004-01-11T07:03:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \* > \*\*Hello Operator, I’m dialing love, but he doesn’t seem to be recieving the message! \*\* There! That’s the spirit! ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/50 "2004-01-11T07:05:25Z")
“I just called to say…I love you…” And we mean that from the bottoms of our hearts… Where’s the Heart Smiley?! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/51 "2004-01-11T07:06:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Yes, I’m sure tons of 12 year olds seriously plan to engage someone(and further down the line, marry and have kids), or have a good enough job to put a lot of money into a engagement ring, or have their own apartment. Or go to college. You DO realize that until you start ACTING like a 28 year old, you’re just gonna keep sounding like a 12 year old that’s lying about getting engaged, having an apartment, or going to college, right? Dude, you’re just digging yourself deeper. This is pettiness to the umpteenth degree. Everyone else seems to have noticed that Ilsa was obviously parroting the OP in the other thread… why can’t you? Why must you continue to make things up in order to pity yourself? Drop the whole thing, buckaroo. Behave like the man you claim to be. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/52 "2004-01-11T07:08:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*There! That’s the spirit! \*\* Smells Like Doper Spirit ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/53 "2004-01-11T07:24:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Smells Like Doper Spirit \*\* Nah, **Kurdt** is more the power ballad type. [Do you guys really want to hurt him?](http://www.driko.org/smallpics/culture.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/54 "2004-01-11T07:29:32Z")
I just hope he’s got a ticket to ride. I don’t care. [sub]Oh dear, that doesn’t really work, that’s all.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/55 "2004-01-11T07:30:51Z")
I mean, that doesn’t really work, does it? ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/56 "2004-01-11T07:43:12Z")
[I think you mean “Chicken To Ride”](http://www.revelate-rock.com/chicken.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/57 "2004-01-11T07:45:08Z")
But it’s the thought that counts! Hell, folks - I have somehow became his target tonight. (Other Pit Thread) :::changing locks on door::: ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/58 "2004-01-11T07:51:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \* > \*\*previously, I offered to wholeheartedly change for you, but you wouldn’t accept it. That doesn’t sound like someone who’s willing to let someone change. \*\* Offering to change, followed by not changing, is not terribly impressive, IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/59 "2004-01-11T08:05:15Z")
\*I’m worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little group has always been And always will until the end\* Nirvana (1991) ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/60 "2004-01-11T09:18:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Hell, folks - I have somehow became his target tonight. Yes, you’ve done him the grievous insult of offering some friendly advice. I personally like how you called him a syphilitic smegma crust. Oops, I mean, I _would_ like it if you, y’know, had. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928.md?page=4)